Team Subwace Interview
| Link | MOJO!! |
|---|---|
| Date | November 27, 2019 |
| Character(s) |  Xarlable,  New Guy,  Meowth,  Unregistered HyperCam 2,  Coach,  Bum Soldier,  Hinchy |
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"Team Subwace Interview" is a high quality interview from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
Summary
Unregistered HyperCam 2 and Meowth interview "Team Subwace", a duo consisting of Xarlable and New Guy who are alleged contenders in the King for Another Day Tournament. Partway through, the duo enters a heated argument regarding their tastes in food and music until the interview is suddenly interrupted by Coach, Bum Soldier, and Hinchy.
Transcript
helo folks! welcom to anothr kfad interview! we hav a very special interview 4 u!
That’s right! This time here is Mr. Xarlable and King of Wace, New Guy!
We are Team Subwace. We are Team Subwace. We are Team Subwace. Do NOT fuck with us.
Let’s actually fucking go.
DAMN in this house we [CARLABLE HOUSE] brother hh
So gentlemen, why did you decide to take up the invite for KFAD?
We just wanted to make sure that one of the contestants had Dog’s Life – Peeing Challenge as one of the sources, so we invited ourselves.
We also want to turn SiIvaGunner back into a funny zone.
If it ain’t funny, it ain’t money, you feel?
I see. Moving on, your sources include: Chip Tha Ripper, “arrangements of our own rips”, How Low by Ludacris, “Peeing Challenge”, House music, Team Fortress 2, Old Town Road, pufferfish moans… and YTPMVs that don’t have octagons or anime. I have to say that’s a pretty interesting source pool you fellas have.
I will beat you within an inch of your life.
ow dat hurts xar :[
*gulp* Right. So, How do you feel about your new opponents, Cool Meme Team 2: Wholesome Boogaloo?
Oh yeah, the Pickle Rick, Doge and Facebook Minions group… They are utterly pathetic and stand actually 0 chance against the overwhelmingly powerful force of our team.
Still very sad that the original Cool Meme Team died, something about them getting sliced in half by Thanos Copter blades or whatever? It’s like every day I hear a new spin on the story. I know New Guy is sad about Ugandan Knuckles but I can’t go against my man Thanos. His smile is so…
I thought Thanos wasn’t going to kill anyone this time?
dat’s nasty :p
To be honest, even if we lose I won’t feel bad. The food I’ve had lately is already worth me being here, did you see what I had earlier?
Whoa…
epic
FUCK YOU THAT LOOKS SO GOOD
Actually, this reminds me of how I had this thing called a sushi sandwich recently, you ever had one of those?
That sounds as disgusting as this one place I saw that had “sushi burritos”. You just DON’T mix sushi with burritos.
Oh my god are you actually serious??? Why on earth would you write off something called a sushi burrito I’m actually mad.
Hele, hord this R fol youl bad taste in food.
*Whipsering to HyperCam* We should probably interrupt them before this gets violent.
lolno its funi
baD TASTE?????? What are you talking about like, it’s sushi right. Sushi is in roll form. So what if you just made it BIGGER and made it a burrito. Why is that bad. Tell me why it’s bad. Coward.
The whole appeal of sushi rolls is to be bite sized you IDIOT.
Have you ever had a slider? Like a mini burger type deal?
…That’s different though.
HOW
Uhhhhhhh
That’s what I FUCKING thought
wow xar u need 2 get out more
What do you put on your burgers, I’m curious fr
InfoBurger
What does that even mean?
;)));;;))::00));)))):;;)) my review? yum.
how he did that wink
Sigh… Truly a tortellini…
This really isn’t even an interview anymore can you guys get back on top-
Your taste in food is as bad as your taste in music. There, I said it.
DUDE
All this dude listens to is unintelligible wubstep garbage that sounds worse than when I accidentally drop a fork in the g-disposal. He’s always like “Hey guys come join vc to listen to my newest mix that’ll both make your ears bleed and give you a seizure it’s gonna be so sick hahaha I’m xarlable my music is good”
Shut the fuck up new guy shut the fuck up new guy shut the fuck up new guy shut the fuck up new guy SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOL SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
l,ao
Alright, I’ve HAD IT with this unpog shit. Y’all’re forcing me to do this!
Don’t do it!
ono
hey stinkers i heard y’all chattin outside whats going on in he-
Wtf xar dont do this to these poor folks they will be scarred for life!
What? What is he doing? O-hhh god… no!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah no