Category:Haltmann's Archives

Memes	Kirby Planet Robobot Puzzle Room The Noble Haltmann P-R-O-G-R-A-M Gourmet Race
Characters	President Haltmann Meta Knight King Dedede Wade L.D. Susie
Freqrips	Here Come The Squeaks! Magolor's Shoppe Puzzle Room Sand Canyon 1 Dream Land Bubbly Clouds Float Islands Green Greens Invincible Lollipop Kirby Dance Lose Life Mint Breath Mt. Dedede Adventure Butter Building Forest Area Grape Garden Yogurt Yard Super Star Candy Mountain Gourmet Race Marx's Theme Meta Knight Defeated Save Hut Ultra Galacta Knight Masked Dedede Crystal Shards Factory Inspection Ripple Star Select Shiver Star
Events	The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Beginning Return Puzzle Room Rip 1st Anniversary National Waddle Day Super Star Symphony Kirby and the Forgotten Land Release Day Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe Release Day The Joke-Explainer™ 7000's Birthday Christmas 2024
Albums	Kirby Rip Attack Haltmann's Highest Quality Video Game Rips SGFR Presents: Super Star Symphony An empty bliss beyond this Forgotten Land
Playlists Main series Dream Land 2 3 Adventure Nightmare in Dream Land 3D Classics Super Star Ultra 64: The Crystal Shards Amazing Mirror Squeak Squad Return to Dream Land Deluxe Triple Deluxe Planet Robobot Star Allies Forgotten Land Experiments Canvas Curse Epic Yarn Extra Mass Attack Rainbow Curse Unreleased for GameCube Spin-offs Pinball Land Dream Course Avalanche Block Ball Kirby no Omochabako Hoshi Kuzushi Star Stacker Kirby no KiraKira Kizzu Tilt 'n' Tumble Air Ride N64 Fighters Deluxe 2 Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe Clash Team Deluxe Super Blowout Blast Battle Royale Dream Buffet Crossovers Donkey Konga Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure 2 Super Smash Bros. 64 Melee Brawl for Wii U and 3DS 3DS Wii U Ultimate Related Non-games Kirby Slide Kirby TV Channel Kirby: Stripes and a Smile The Sound of Kirby Café Kirby Memorial Arrangements Music featured Toilet in Wonderland Mods Rivals of Aether Workshop: Gooey GilvaSunner Specials / Random Stuff kirbtunes SiIvaGunner Haltmann's Archives Super Star Symphony The Life and Times of Wade L.D. OST Milestones 7k 600k King for a Day King Dedede - Music Samples King Dedede Demo Playlist Fake games Kirby Does His Taxes Rip Attack Waddle Dee: Star Allies

Haltmann's Archives

Basic information
Playlist link	YouTube
Number of videos	14
Links

Haltmann's Archives is a series consisting of in-universe documentation of various elements in the lore from Haltmann Works R&D on behalf of President Haltmann. In reality, they were written and edited by SmokyThrill77, with some exceptions: FILE-10 was written by Matsu Muhō;^[1] FILE-15 was written by Ethan64Music with help from ChickenSuitGuy, MtH, and the art team;^[2] and the videos from The Susie ARG were written by ackrostation, BobTheTacocat, circunflexo, Cosmic199X, KiIvaKunner and Madinstance.^[3]

After the release of FILE-01 on September 30, 2017, the next few files were uploaded weekly. After FILE-05, new files were uploaded semi-regularly without a consistent schedule until FILE-13 on July 7, 2018. The series then didn't see a new installment for a few years until FILE-14 was eventually released on April 13, 2021, after which new files would release infrequently. Following the playlist's revival, files would no longer be released in the order indicated by their file numbers. During April Fools' Day 2023, a "beta mix" of FILE-07 was released; despite it being referenced in later files, it isn't included in the playlist. In December 2024, the first "arc" of The Susie ARG revolved around discovering six special "restricted access" files, which are differentiated by their color scheme. The second "arc" had a side mission that led to the discovery of another restricted file which hasn't been released on YouTube.

The playlist was also initially used for other videos not part of the series, which were all taken out on March 11, 2025.

Playlist

• The Creation of GiIvaSunner [FILE-01]
• Termination [FILE-02]
• The Loudest Store [FILE-03]
• Anomalies, Portals and Fabrications [FILE-04]
• The Werewolf [FILE-05]
• The Supreme Visitor [FILE-06]
• Christmas Spirit [FILE-07]
• Sample [FILE-08]
• Project AIRTH [FILE-09]
• Robotic Usurper [FILE-10]
• The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 [FILE-11]
• Albums [FILE-12]
• Mechanizing Occupation Project [FILE-13]
• Retrospective [FILE-14]
• Channel Hosts and Takeovers [FILE-15]
• Garlic-Flavored Tacos [FILE-16]
• The SiIva AI [FILE-17]
• Nutshackwoodman34 [FILE-18]
• YouTube [FILE-20]
• Performance Review [FILE-21]
• Last Warning [FILE-22]
• Holiday Spirit [FILE-INT-FOOLS]
• Recovered Documents [FILE-INT-BLACK]
• The Central Canon Continuum [FILE-INT-PAINT]
• The World Beyond Ours [FILE-INT-MAXPH]
• The Silva AI Timeline: A Summary of Events [FILE-INT-AIRTH]
• Regarding Susie [FILE-INT-RESPH]

Formerly in playlist

Aside from the actual Haltmann's Archives videos, several other things were in this playlist, such as videos from the Reboot ARGs and The SiIvaGunner CCC ARG. With each new Haltmann's Archives video, the playlist was usually updated to include not just the new video but also some related prior videos (e.g. for FILE-04, the playlist was updated to include every single fake game rip up to that point, which made up the majority of the playlist). Once added to this playlist, videos had the text "[Archived by: MPH]" added to the description.

This practice was discontinued when the playlist was revived in 2021, so no related videos were added for FILE-14 or later. The five Haltmann's Archives videos uploaded for The Susie ARG were also never moved above these videos. On March 11, 2025, all of these videos were removed from the playlist. This section archives them all.

Note: This section is sorted based on the order they were listed in the playlist. ??? sections are used for videos in which the FILE it was added with is unknown.

???

• [The SilvaGunner Timeline: A Summary of Events]

FILE-02

• A Big Announcement

FILE-03

• Futari Happiness (NOZOMI Mix) - Love Live! School idol festival

FILE-01

• YOU can join the fight! - A Recruitment Video from The Voice
• [AUDIOLOG: 19:27, HEAD_OFFICE]
• Episode VIII.5 ~A Fragmentary Interlude~ - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis

FILE-05

• FEATURE PRESENTATION
• A FEATURE PRESENTATION: ENDING

FILE-06

(Flustered Fernando uploads, all removed)

• An Ending - Undertale
• Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans - Undertale
• Intro - Kramer's Hentai Adventure

???

• ␣
• Dense Woods A - Yume Nikki
• o (removed)
• p (removed)
• kyquits
• ALMOST. THERE.
• KORIBALL
• Wood Man Stage - Mega Man 2
• Wood Man Stage (Beta Mix) - Mega Man 2

FILE-08

• The four horseman of the apocalypse
• 🅾️🅱️🅾️Ⓜ️🅰 does the Ⓜ️🅰Ⓜ️🅱️🅾️
• MAGFest with Gadget
• Live A Live Live
• Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix lv1 CM
• - intermission -
• Mario kart 8

FILE-11

• Monster's Mansion BGM - Pac-Land
• Stalker - Duke Nukem 3D
• Monochrome (JP Version) - Hotel Dusk: Room 215

FILE-04

• Opening Scene - Waluigi's Tacostand
• Main Theme - Waluigi's Tacostand
• Opening Music - Mr Rental: The Video Game
• Title Screen - Mr Rental: The Video Game
• Options - Mr Rental: The Video Game
• Behind the Scenes - Mr Rental: The Video Game
• Mini-Game - Mr Rental: The Video Game
• A "Hard Day's Work" - Mr Rental: The Video Game
• Main Theme - Robbie Rotten's Ice Cream Stand
• Opening Scene - Robbie Rotten's Ice Cream Stand (removed)
• Rocky Road - Robbie Rotten's Ice Cream Stand
• It's for Free - Robbie Rotten's Ice Cream Stand
• Bonus Level - Robbie Rotten's Ice Cream Stand
• Power Up - Robbie Rotten's Ice Cream Stand
• Main Theme - e
• Steve Harvey - Steve Harvey
• Gangnam Style - Steve Harvey
• Gangnam Style - Steve Harvey
• Limitbreak - Zeno Blade Chronicle X
• Battle Theme - Zeno Blade Chronicle X
• Planet Mora Area 1 - Zeno Blade Chronicle X
• Ending - Half-Zombie in the Steel Stronghold
• Main Theme - The Loud House: The Game
• Main Theme - Sonic Adventure 3
• Title Screen - Sonic Adventure 3
• Let It Go - Shadow and the Snow Queen
• The Doomed Snowman - Shadow and the Snow Queen
• Jane's Farewell - Maroon GO
• Doing What We Do - Maroon GO
• Sick Day - Maroon GO
• Melody of the Hearts - Maroon GO
• Wildlands Excursion - Maroon GO
• Happy New Year! - Maroon GO
• Lover's Test - Maroon GO
• Wood Man - Maroon GO
• Love Theme - Maroon GO
• Valentine's Requiem - Maroon GO
• Final Boss (Phase 1) - Maroon GO
• Adam's Trump Card - Maroon GO
• Demo - Maroon GO
• Front Row Seat - Maroon GO
• Headin' Down - Maroon GO
• Birthday Surprise - Maroon GO
• Theme of James - Maroon GO
• Theme Song - Caillou (removed)
• We Are Number One - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Anniversary Mix) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Director's Cut) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Short Version) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (epic funny meme edition super remastered not gay) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (OST Version) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Latin America Version) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Rice Cooker Version) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Alpha Mix) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Unused Mix) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Alternetive Mix) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Instrumental) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• Rotten Symphony - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Rotten Mix) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• We Are Number One (Beta Mix) - LazyTown: The Video Game
• You Are a Pirate - LazyTown: The Video Game
• Main Theme - L.A.M.A.J
• Main Theme - ERIOIOIRE
• World 1: Verdant Vista - Kirby Rip Attack
• E3 Reveal Trailer - Kirby Rip Attack
• Green/Greens - Kirby Rip Attack
• Dr. Robotnik's Theme - Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (Unreleased)
• Expiration Date ~ Game Over - Egghead: The Video Game
• Title Screen - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• Carrot and Stick - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• Deum et Homines - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• Eve the Dissenter (2nd Encounter) - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• On Eagle's Wings - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• Inside the Diamond Mine - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• Wishing Well - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• Examination ~ Allegro 2016 - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• New Allies Approach - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• The Final Battle - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• Credits - Nathaniel Welchert's Christmas Adventure
• Rave Thing - Excision's Heckin' Epic Safari
• Death Wish - Excision's Heckin' Epic Safari
• Lil' Balloon Bitch - Def Jam Brothas Melee
• The Time Has Come - Devil May Run Up On A Nigga
• Just Play A Game, Nigga! - Pussy-Ass Party
• Dis Way Dat Nigga - Pussy-Ass Party 2
• Mona Pizza - WarioWare: Shove It Up Your Own Ass Game
• Invitation of a Crazed Moon - 8-Bit Beast's Haunted House
• Mini-Boss - 8-Bit Beast's Haunted House
• Final Boss - 8-Bit Beast's Haunted House
• Haunted House (Beta Mix) - 8-Bit Beast's Haunted House
• Haunted House - 8-Bit Beast's Haunted House
• Castle Boss - 8-Bit Beast's Haunted House
• Main Theme - Undertale 2
• Opening - Undertale 2
• Minecraft - Undertale 2 (removed)
• Fallen Down 2 - Undertale 2
• Ooo 2 - Undertale 2
• Megalovania 2 - Undertale 2

Other former videos

The following videos were removed from the playlist prior to March 11, 2025.

• The Disappearance of Wood Man - A SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story
• [Deprecated] The Supreme Visitor [FILE-06] - Haltmann's Archives
• Title Screen - Wario Land 7

Not in playlist

Despite being otherwise counted as an entry in the Haltmann's Archives series, the following video is found exclusively on the Haltmann Works Co. Internal Database Portal, and is therefore absent from the playlist.

• What A Stands For [File-INT-NOAKA]

Gallery

• 
  The Creation of GiIvaSunner [FILE-01]
• 
  Termination [FILE-02]
• 
  The Loudest Store [FILE-03]
• 
  Anomalies, Portals and Fabrications [FILE-04]
• 
  The Werewolf [FILE-05]
• 
  The Supreme Visitor [FILE-06]
• 
  Christmas Spirit [FILE-07]
• 
  Sample [FILE-08]
• 
  Project AIRTH [FILE-09]
• 
  Robotic Usurper [FILE-10]
• 
  The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 [FILE-11]
• 
  Albums [FILE-12]
• 
  Mechanizing Occupation Project [FILE-13]
• 
  Retrospective [FILE-14]
• 
  Channel Hosts and Takeovers [FILE-15]
• 
  Garlic-Flavored Tacos [FILE-16]
• 
  The SiIva AI [FILE-17]
• 
  Nutshackwoodman34 [FILE-18]
• 
  YouTube [FILE-20]
• 
  Performance Review [FILE-21]
• 
  Last Warning [FILE-22]
• 
  Recovered Documents [FILE-INT-BLACK]
• 
  The World Beyond Ours [FILE-INT-MAXPH]
• 
  The Central Canon Continuum [FILE-INT-PAINT]
• 
  The Silva AI Timeline: A Summary of Events [FILE-INT-AIRTH]
• 
  Holiday Spirit [FILE-INT-FOOLS]
• 
  Regarding Susie [FILE-INT-RESPH]
• 
  What A Stands For [FILE-INT-NOAKA]

References in other rips

• Christmas Spirit [FILE-07]: Christmas Spirit [FILE-07] (Beta Mix) - Haltmann's Archives
• Channel Hosts and Takeovers [FILE-15]: Channel Hosts and Takeovers [FILE-15] (Beta Mix) - Haltmann's Archives
• Format: Credits - The SiIvaGunner All-Star Nuclear Winter Festival, The Disappearance of Wood Man - A SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story
• SFX: click forever - Cookie Clicker, Be Prepared - Enter the Matrix
  • Few of the sound effects used originates from Live A Live.

Trivia

• This is the first playlist on the channel to make use of the custom playlist thumbnail feature added to YouTube in October 2024, in order to display the usual thumbnail without a file number.

References