Misfortune Teller - Team Fortress 2
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| Basic information | |
|---|---|
| Rip link | YouTube  |
| Playlist | Team Fortress 2 ( ) |
| Upload date | August 9, 2016 |
| Length | 1:41 |
| Ripper(s) | Cronos ZX[1] |
| Description | |
| Music | Misfortune Teller |
| Composer | Mike Morasky |
| Platform | PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 |
| Please read the channel description. | |
"Misfortune Teller - Team Fortress 2" is a high quality rip of "Misfortune Teller" from Team Fortress 2.
Joke
This rip is the advertised track with a sentence-mixed skit of various voicelines from Team Fortress 2 played over it, with many Team Fortress 2 community memes being referenced.
Transcript
Hrrerrehh. Hrarrh.
I have come! Merasmus has your cum! Merasmus the wizard has come for your cum!
Oh noooOO-- Is not possible! HELP ME!
HoooH!
MeeM!
MeeM!
Put Engineer here!
Jawohl! Oktoberfeeee-e-e-ee-e--
Hoooo-wee! Makin' baconbaconbabababacon.
Engineer!
What?
Put dispenser here! Put--
Heck no.
NOOOOOW!!
AlrirlA! Hoooo-wee!
Ohhh, this is good!
Ain't that a cute little Pootis?
[distant screaming]
What was that?
[screaming]
I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat your--
[cluster of voice clips]
WeeeeeeW! WaaaaaaW! Little Pootis Spencer!
I will send your painis to your mama in a box!
NOT GOOD! HELP ME!
Nope. Hoooo...
Ohhh nooo!! Come back, Engineer!
Cum!
Ooh! Shit!
Eee-e-e-e-aahhaha-a-ahaha!
No! I am Painis Cupcake! I will--
Soldier! Never anger a BONUS DUCK! Basbus Brontu!
[Heavy and Painis Cupcake screaming as they get assaulted with "BONUS DUCKS!" voice clip hitsounds]
[All audio abruptly stops]
Everyone died. The end.