Meeting with Haltmann - Kirby Planet Robobot

"Meeting with Haltmann - Kirby Planet Robobot"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	Kirby Planet Robobot (), SiIvaGunner ~The Story So Far~ ()
Upload date	June 28, 2017
Event	Smooth Day
Length	4:56
Ripper(s)	wolfman1405
Releases
Album(s)	A HOT ONE ()
Track(s)	"Haltmanna feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20"
Description
Music	Meeting with Haltmann
Composer	Hirokazu Ando (feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20)
Platform	Nintendo 3DS
Please sell your Grammys for glorious profit.

"Meeting with Haltmann - Kirby Planet Robobot" is a high quality rip of "Meeting with Haltmann" from Kirby Planet Robobot.

Jokes

There is no actual track in Kirby: Planet Robobot titled "Meeting with Haltmann".

Instead, this rip is a cover of "Smooth", with the lyrics changed to depict a meeting between Rob Thomas and President Haltmann where they discuss the Smooth Day event, with Haltmann agreeing to the event at the end of the rip. The lyrics are also changed to reference other memes at several points.

The transcript is provided in a set of closed captions.

Transcript

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ROB: Man, it's a hot one Another takeover, there's been a ton It seems the channel can be thieved by anyone I think it's still cool It seems the money Still flies towards the midday sunny It's the reason you are Still ripping Smooth Moves Yeah And if you said this meme ain't good enough Eat a dick, you'll only get the rough Not the smooth, hot rips we have planned for the day ???: Anime is gay! ROB: Get the FUCK out of my rip! And it's not like The Nutshack or mm2wood It's not the same as Go-Go-Gadget or raps about food And Grand Dad's pretty nice but it just ain't no Smooth Give me those rips, make it real, or else forget about it ROB: So what do you think, Haltmann? Do we have a deal? HALTMANN: Well... HALTMANN: I'll tell you one thing Another takeover would be a shame Once every week is getting dull, it makes me lose fame Subscribers opt out How 'bout you let it go You'll get your rips, but it's my rodeo You'll hear them all over the world, and you will know Those Latin Rock-ish sounds HALTMANN: And if you said... BOTH: "This meme ain't good enough" Eat a dick, you'll only get the rough Not the smooth, hot rips we have planned for the day ROB:WITH THREE GRAMMAYSSSS!!! HALTMANN: Yes, Rob! BOTH: And it's not like The Nutshack or mm2wood It's not the same as Go-Go-Gadget or raps about food And Grand Dad's pretty nice but it just ain't no Smooth Give me those rips, make it real, or else forget about it ROB: See, you're enunciating too much. This is [fəg'ɪəbaʊ'ɾɛ], it's not [fə'gɛt ə'baʊt]...You gotta get it right, Haltmann. HALTMANN: I see! So, [fə'gɛ ə'baʊ ɛ]... ROB: That's better, but it's not [kwaɪ raɪʔ]. Um, you're trying to skip them but it's more of a...hated neglect. Kind of like...a father, and...his three Grammys, and his friend...from Matchbox 20. I miss Carlos so much... BOTH: And it's not like The Nutshack or mm2wood It's not the same as Go-Go-Gadget or raps about food And Grand Dad's pretty nice but it just ain't no Smooth Give me those rips, make it real, or else forget about it ROB: So, Haltmann, are you in? HALTMANN: I guess so. Will you bring the rips? ROB: Of course I will. Will you bring the Smooth? HALTMANN: HYES! Yes, I think I will! I think it's...profitable. (evil laugh) ROB: (evil laugh) Just don't forget about it, okay? HALTMANN: Well, Rob, you have earned it indeed. Happy 18th birthday to Smooth! (laughs)

History

This rip was originally titled "Meeting With Haltmann - Kirby Planet Robobot".

Trivia

• This was the second rip released on Smooth Day, and doubles as a lore video setting up the Santana takeover for the day.