Cancelled Show - Pathologic 2

"Cancelled Show - Pathologic 2"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	Pathologic 2 ()
Upload date	December 12, 2020
Event	Putin Takeover
Length	1:57
Description
Music	Cancelled Show
Composer	Vasily Kashnikov
Platform	PC, PlayStation 4, Xbox One
Please be read by the channel description.

"Cancelled Show - Pathologic 2" is a high quality rip of "Cancelled Show" from Pathologic 2.

Jokes

At the beginning, the advertised track starts playing over itself multiple times until it becomes very loud, and the thumbnail image starts rapidly flipping horizontally until we get Beaned.

The rest of the rip displays footage of the game. At 0:06, we see Mark Immortell walking in the Theatre of Death. As the player loses some health, they walk up to Mark to talk to him. After the player presses E to talk to Mark, he says "It is canny to conceal that one is uncanny." He then starts up the following conversation with the player, with his dialogue labeled "???":

Click "Show transcript" to see the transcript.

???: Gosh, aren't you tired of this? Player: [Options: "Try to guess it." and "Tired of what?"] Tired of what? ???: The loud rips, of course. Your beans, some of your blue balls, your... well, I can't think of any more right now. Am I right to assume that you believe in, ehm, "loud = funny"? Player: [Options: "Wait, this must be some kind of a misunderstanding..." and "I Bet I do."] Wait, this must be some kind of a misunderstanding... ???: Oh, but I beg to differ. Your rip submission is rejected. Player: [Options: "..." and "Why?] Why? ???: Because it doesn't hold water. There's no lead, no suspension and certainly no logical humor behind it. Here's my question: when does 'loud' become 'the funny'? Player: [Options: "I don't know.", "When it becomes a reference to some other meme.", and "When the bass distorts the sound so much that it is unrecognizable."] When it becomes a reference to some other meme. ???: Precisely! And that is the main difference between, say, "Character Select (JP Version) - Marvel vs. Capcom 2" and yours [sic] rip. There aren't a lot of memes whose identities lie purely in being loud, but by cleverly utilizing them you'll get a neat rip. Though I, in my humble opinion, still don't quite like loud rips. Player: [Options: "But why so strict? Aren't you a shitpost channel?" and "I'm leaving, then."] But why so strict? Aren't you a shitpost channel? ???: Well, yes, but actually no. We're striving for the highest quality shitpost! The shitposts that can no longer be called shitposts! Shitposts so high quality that sometimes transcend [sic] the meaning of the word... Player: [Options: "Doesn't look high quality to me." and "I see."] Doesn't look high quality to me. ???: You don't have experience yet, Burakh. You don't understand what the notion of High Quality entails. Go, Burakh, make another one. I believe this conversation wasn't entirely fruitless, so your next rip is [sic] better be, ehm, better. Player: [Options: "Spare me this cheap philosophy. Shitpost is shitpost." and "... What is your goal with all this?"] ... What is your goal with all this? ???: What is my goal? The Funny. The world is a soggy place without it. I will not waste this opportunity to make such a unique content that is enjoyed by many. And on our channel, you will abide by our rules. Such is my theatre of cruelty. Player: [Options: "In that, our goals align.", "Screw you. I don't believe in your so-called "High Quality".", and "Good luck."] In that, our goals align.