"Aishiteru Banzai! (NICO Mix) - Love Live! School idol festival" is a high quality rip of the NICO mix of "Aishiteru Banzai!" from Love Live! School idol festival.
Jokes
The advertised track is mashed up with "Warp to World 6-9" by Benefit. At various points in the rip, the vocals of "Warp to World 6-9" are sentence-mixed into Love Live!-themed equivalents or pitch-shifted to the track's melody. From 3:57 onwards, the MacInTalk "Fred" text-to-speech voice used in "Warp to World 6-9" sings along to the track, and the track's original vocals are added at 4:16.
The rip's lyrics are transcribed in the rip's Bandcamp track page with the following changes:
- 1986 is changed to 2013, referencing the year that Love Live! School idol festival launched in.
- Maki replaces Mario and Nico replaces Peach (referencing how the two are frequently shipped in Love Live! media and by its fandom)
- "Virgins, I love 'em" is changed to Maki saying "imi wakannai!"
- Nozomi replaces Luigi and Bowser
- The mention of Super Mario Bros. in the final line is replaced with Love Live! School idol festival.
Lyrics
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[Chorus: Fred TTS]
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
[Verse 1: Benefit]
It's 2013, I'm in the first grade
I'm workin' really hard to get Maki laid
I gotta save the Nico so she can get the pussy
Believe me, Maki would get that ass so fuck Nozomi
Maki really wants to get her in bed
So bad that she's bustin' up bricks with her head
She just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin' on little mushroom men and turtle shells
Droppin' down green pipes and secret passage ways
Makin' her move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack won't cut Maki slack
Oh shit hold on I'll be right back
[Chorus: Fred TTS]
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
[Verse 2: Benefit]
Nozomi's trying to get head right now from the princess
But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwin' little spike animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet runnin' Nico Yazawa's oven
And Maki always said "imi wakannai!"
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells till I get 1-up
I'm gonna keep playin' and I'm never gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me you could see Nico's tits
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon Maki's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself "another castle in the bag"
I hope Nozomi's ready cause she's in for a ride
And Maki's serious when it comes to homicide
[Chorus: Fred TTS]
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
[Bridge: Benefit]
Nico is a freak even though she has class
Maki will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
It's all worthwhile just to see Maki smile
Standin' next to Nico buck-naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Maki laid
Love Live School idol festival: best game ever made
[Chorus: Fred TTS]
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Laaa, laaa, laaa
La la la la la la la
La la la, la la la
La la la la la la laaa la la
Laaaa, laaa, laaa
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la laaaa la
[Nico/Maki/Fred TTS]
Laaa, laaa, laaa
La la la la la la la
La la la, la la la
La la la la la la laaa la la
Laaaa, laaa, laaa
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la laaaa laaaaa
La la la la la la la la la laaaa laaaaa...
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History
This rip was originally titled "Aishiteru Banzai (NICO Mix) - Love Live! School idol festival"[1].
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