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|upload= May 4, 2022
|event= Newgrounds Day
|announces= The release of ''[[SiIvaGrounds - Every Rip, by Everyone]]''
|length= 2:40
|author= [[mBluett]], [[601billionlazer]] (direction), [[MtH]], [[BobTheTacocat]] (writing), [[RedHeartPink]] (additional art)
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"'''This announcement is not on YouTube.'''" is a high quality announcement for the album ''[[SiIvaGrounds - Every Rip, by Everyone]]''.

== Content ==
Serving as the finale of [[Newgrounds Day]], this is an animation spoofing Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson's ''Awesome'' series. The animation parodies the plot of ''[[7 GRAND DAD]]'', mimicking the series' animation and writing styles. The release of the album is then announced at the end in a spoof of the [https://youtu.be/-dB8wBr76Jg?t=59 egoraptor.net ending bumpers].

The video's title and description reference "[https://youtu.be/77_4n7CeiHA Metal Gear Awesome is not on Youtube.]", a video by Egoraptor stating that the ''Awesome'' series would not be primarily uploaded on YouTube.

== Transcript ==
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''[The video begins with the Newgrounds-style preloader first seen in "[[A CERTIFIED HOOD ANNOUNCEMENT]]", consisting of the Newgrounds logo with text reading "'''SIIVA'''GROUNDS" and [[Wood Man]] in the tank instead of the tankman. After the loading finishes, the "PLAY" button is clicked and the animation begins, starting with the 7 GRAND DAD title screen being shown with the text reading "7 GRAND '''AWESOME'''" and Egoraptor inside the Fred Flintstone star.]''

'''Egoraptor:''' "7 GRAND AWESOME"? What the fuck? Fleentstones?

''[Cut to a scene parodying the 7 GRAND DAD opening sequence, showing the Flintstone and Rubble families and their pets standing outside, with Egoraptor replacing [[Grand Dad]]'s secondary form and dressed up to resemble him. He then looks up to see Dr. Butler, who has captured Dino with his machine.]''

'''Dr. Butler:''' Hahaha! I'm Dr. Butler, I've come from the future to take dinosaurs from the past for the past exhibit in my future museum!

'''Egoraptor:''' I mean, like, sure, I mean, yeah, those are pretty common.

''[Dr. Butler's machine captures Hoppy, then flies away.]''

'''Dr. Butler:''' And I'm taking this too!

'''Egoraptor:''' Oh, ''now'' you crossed the line! Where the fuck am I gonna find a new kangaroo!?

'''The Great Gazoo:''' Looks like ''you'' need some help, grandpappy o' pal! Woohoohoohoo! Get the parts for my time machine and we'll be there in a jiffy!

'''Egoraptor:''' Okay, I don't really want to, but I- I guess, you know... It's-a me, Fred Flintstone, yabba dabba, here we go.

''[Egoraptor appears drawn in the style of the traditional Mario, followed by shots of him hitting a dinosaur on the head, on the spinning wheel with platforms seen in the first 7 GRAND DAD level, and sitting atop the level's boss. The video then cuts to showing Hard-Head Harry.]''

'''Hard-Head Harry:''' Bahh, hey, uhh, you wanna play some, uhh, basketball?

''[Egoraptor is shown with text reading "He's a cave man" beside him.]''

'''Egoraptor:''' Do I look like I know what a basketball is?

'''Hard-Head Harry:''' Think fast, chucklenuts!

''[Hard-Head Harry throws the solid stone basketball at Egoraptor, who gets hit in the face, resulting in visible injuries.]''

'''Egoraptor:''' OH FUCK!! Ow, what the fuck was that!? Was that a rock!?

''[Cut to Hard-Head Harry sitting on a bench holding a water bottle.]''

'''Hard-Head Harry:''' Daaahhh, yeah, of course! You know these prehistoric times! Everything's either a rock or a dinosaur!

''[Cut to a pelicansaurus standing on a branch.]''

'''Pelicansaurus:''' Nyeh, it's a trope.

''[Cut to Egoraptor in 7 GRAND DAD's snow level, in front of a spinning wheel with platforms and icicles directly above him.]''

'''Egoraptor:''' Ah shit, alright... You can do this, you can do this... One, two, three, hmph...!

''[Upon jumping, Egoraptor hits his head on the icicles in the ceiling, resulting in a splatter of blood and him falling to the ground below.]''

'''Egoraptor:''' AGH FUCKING DICK BALLS JESUS CHRIST THAT'S MY HEAD!! OW!! FUCK!!

''[Cut to Egoraptor playing the game in his room.]''

'''Egoraptor:''' What the fuck? How is that fair!?

''[Cut to the Great Gazoo in front of his time machine, who then starts humping the machine incessantly.]''

'''The Great Gazoo:''' Thanks for the parts, Freddy boy! ''[Repetitive grunting]'' Sexual noises, sexual noises!

'''Egoraptor:''' Ew, come on, dude! There are children here! Fuck!

''[Pebbles Flintstone appears on-screen, then gets her eyes promptly covered by Egoraptor. Cut to a title card reading "ZOMFG TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!", followed by Egoraptor being shown in 7 GRAND DAD's future level, with [[The Jetsons|George Jetson]] flying overhead.]''

'''Egoraptor:''' Okay, here I am in the fucking future and shit!

'''George Jetson:''' ''[To the tune of the Jetsons theme song]'' Meet George Jetso- ''[Normal voice]'' Hey, you look a lot like this Mario guy!

''[Egoraptor is shown from above with text reading "Still a cave man LOL" beside him.]''

'''Egoraptor:''' Who?

'''George Jetson:''' You know, Mario! From the video game?

'''Egoraptor:''' What's a video?

''[George Jetson flies off-screen and [[9/11 2016|explodes]]. Cut to Dr. Butler, who then enters his machine from 7 GRAND DAD's final boss battle.]''

'''Dr. Butler:''' So, you've finally made it to my future lair in the future! Well, if you want your dinosaurs back, you're gonna have to fight ''me''... In a boss battle!

''[Grand Dad's primary form is shown holding up his middle finger. Egoraptor then hits Dr. Butler in the face.]''

'''Egoraptor:''' Fuck you! BOOM!

'''Dr. Butler:''' Ow! You hit me in the face with a big stick! OW FUCK!

'''Dino:''' Yo, nice job, Grand Dad! That dude really ain't shit!

'''Egoraptor:''' Thanks, erm, D- Dino and Hoppy, I knew I could... count on you... Heh.

''[Gross-out versions of Dino and Hoppy are shown, followed by a close-up of Egoraptor's face. The Great Gazoo then appears, taking off his pants and showing his genitals, which are censored with a black bar with text reading "VERY CENSORED / Seriously, you don't wanna see this."]''

'''The Great Gazoo:''' I'm here also! I'm the Great Gazoo! Zop-zop-toodaloo-dum-dum! Now watch me meat-spin into the camera for approximately thirty seconds and nothing more! Behold, the Great Gazoo's great gherkin!

'''Egoraptor:''' You think showing your green gherkin's gonna do anything? It's not gonna do anything for me... It's disgusting... Shit looks like a goddamn Happy Meal toy... ''[Burp]'' 'Scuse me.

'''Tankman:''' [https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/333650 Cock joke!]

''[Cut to a screen parodying the egoraptor.net ending bumpers, with the Newgrounds logo replaced with the cover art for SiIvaGrounds - Every Rip, by Everyone, and the "egoraptor.net" text replaced with "[[highquality.rip]]".]''

'''Egoraptor:''' This video was created by [[SiIvaGunner]] for the Newgrounds album out now!
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== Description ==
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The SiIvaGrounds album is now on Bandcamp!  Below is the link to all of the Awesome rips on Bandcamp. There's also mirrors too. Yay!
Bandcamp: https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/album/siivagrounds-every-rip-by-everyone
Please don't purchase the album. Use these mirrors if there are no more free download credits:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Iikt2Xc0HNuX7EH05qyyxFLzPPN7d51d?usp=sharing
</poem>

== Trivia ==
* This video was also published on Newgrounds, under the title "[https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/842341 7 GRAND AWESOME]".
** A [https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/842289 not-safe-for-work version] was also published, in which the Great Gazoo's genitals are uncensored.
* This video marks the first time since "[[Stage Select (Full Version) - Mega Man 3]]" that ''[[The Jetsons]]'' have been directly referenced on the channel after being banned.
* A [https://youtu.be/EUBHkXDmeZk fan-made Russian dub] of this video is included in the "{{Category|Liked videos}}" playlist.

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