Title Screen - Anubis and the Buried Bone

"Title Screen - Anubis and the Buried Bone"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	Anubis and the Buried Bone ()
Upload date	December 23, 2016
Event	Albert Softie's Birthday
Length	0:45
Ripper(s)	Senn
Releases
Album(s)	Your Onii-Chan's Favorite Rips! ()
Track(s)	"To Catch an AQAP Rip"
Description
Music	Title Screen
Composer	Harmarist
Platform	PC
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"Title Screen - Anubis and the Buried Bone" is a high quality rip of "Title Screen" from Anubis and the Buried Bone.

Jokes

No elements of the advertised track are present.

Instead, the rip is based around and an edit of a To Catch A Predator episode, referencing the inclusion of cub porn sequences in the NSFW version of Anubis and the Buried Bone. The edit also includes references to Mr Rental and his hatred to mashups.

At the start, the To Catch a Predator title card is shown, edited to say "TO CATCH AN AQAP RIP". There is also the "[siiva swim]" logo placed on the bottom that appears throughout. At 0:04, a parody of an intro for To Catch a Predator is shown with Chris Hansen replaced with a text-to-speech voice that says the following:

This guy from Texas to have another kind of party with this young preteen girl.

Several jokes also appear while the text-to-speech voice talks:

• At 0:05, PSY's head is briefly edited onto the blurred person that is moving from the right.
• At 0:06, a screenshot of the Inkbunny account of Harmarist, the developer of Anubis and the Buried Bone, is shown, edited in a manner to censor out the eyes of the avatar and username with black bars.
• At 0:10, the "Such a HUGE heart!" photo of Nathaniel Welchert is edited in.

At 0:15, the rip switches over to an edit based around a To Catch a Predator chat log visualizer with the text-to-speech voice for Chris Hansen saying the following first:

Calling himself on the Internet "hardthickmonster94", he types the following:

While the text-to-speech voice says this, the police photograph of Brian Peppers is shown to represent "hardthickmonster94". At 0:20, the chat log between "hardthickmonster94" and the decoy is shown, with both being represented by two different text-to-speech voices, with "hardthickmonster94" using Acapela Box's "Will (LittleCreature)", a text-to-speech voice that sounds like Yoda, and the decoy using one that sounds like a young girl:

hardthickmonster94: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NEVER SEEING A VAGINA BEFORE

Decoy: oh ok

hardthickmonster94: DO YOU LIKE MASHUPS

Decoy: yea

hardthickmonster94: I MUST OPEN VIRTUAL DJ

At 0:32, an unknown episode of To Catch a Predator is shown, with the predator edited to be wearing a hat. A conversion between the "hardthickmonster94" and the decoy child is shown:

hardthickmonster94: HEY, CUTIE, I BROUGHT YOU THIS

Decoy: what the fuck is this

hardthickmonster94: IT'S A MASHUP

hardthickmonster94: HUG ME PLEASE. ...ARE YOU THERE?

While this happens, at 0:34, the bag of food has Charles Barkley head edited and composted over it. At 0:39, Tidus's infamous laugh from Final Fantasy X faintly plays in the background. At 0:43, after the predator peers around the corner, the sound of a gun being loaded plays, as the rip zooms in on the black space to reveal Mr Rental, edited to be angry. The screen also begins shaking rapidly, as it goes red, accompanied by pounding music and Loud Nigra.

History

This rip was originally named "Title Screen - Anubis And The Buried Bone", and its thumbnail was a frame from the rip.