The key we've lost (Beta Mix) (with lyrics) - Xenoblade Chronicles X OST

"The key we've lost (Beta Mix) (with lyrics) - Xenoblade Chronicles X OST"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	Xenoblade Chronicles X (), Uploads from SiIvaGunner (Beta Mix) ()
Upload date	April 1, 2023
Event	April Fools' Day 2023
Length	2:18
Ripper(s)	Nozobot
Description
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"The key we've lost (Beta Mix) (with lyrics) - Xenoblade Chronicles X OST" is a high quality rip of the beta mix of "The key we've lost" with lyrics from Xenoblade Chronicles X.

Jokes

This is a parody of the rip "The key we've lost (with lyrics) - Xenoblade Chronicles X OST".

The rip begins with audio from "Purple Grape Soda" by roachmg777, as an iMovie caption reading "Purple Grape Soda" in the style used by "Purple Grape Soda" (which the original rip also uses) appears. The rip then becomes a mashup of "Purple Grape Soda" (as well as "Court Date" by DJ Hotday, the song used for its instrumental) with the advertised track, as footage from "Purple Grape Soda" is displayed onscreen. The footage is accompanied by iMovie captions transcribing the lyrics, which progressively have the letters more spread out with each slide, as well as another set of captions heckling other elements of the rip. At 0:22, "Meet the Flintstones" is added to the advertised track's melody, referencing the original rip.

At 1:12, over the lead-up to the drop, the video "haha chocolate milk" plays, crudely edited to be partially purple. The rip then becomes a grape soda-themed spoof cover of the advertised track's chorus, with its own set of iMovie captions, accompanied by various videos and images related to the lyrics:

Time	Visual
1:14	"Firing a 2 inch Gun at 12,500fps" by The Slow Mo Guys
1:17	a gif of purple bubbles
1:19	"Foam Adventure" by CanineHybrid
1:22	a gif of a grape Fanta levitating in a box
1:24	The Boyboy West Coast's Instagram release of "U Was At The Club (Bottoms Up)"
1:28	a gif of a fizzy glass of Coke
1:31	???
1:33	a still of "GRAPES" from "(Alternate) Dynasty TV Intro" by Fatal Farm
1:38	a still of NUMP from The Nutshack
1:44	footage from "Purple Grape Soda"
1:49	a stock photo of a vineyard

At 1:53, a clip of the "Obamna/SODA!" video plays, transitioning into a frame from "Purple Grape Soda" with Impact text reading "GET TROLLED" as the stock scream used in "dog dancing we no speak americano" by LegoMaster121000 is pitch-shifted to the advertised track's vocal melody. The rip then transitions to camera footage of the ripper holding a can of soda and viewing the results on SiIvaGunner's "channel content" page for videos with "beta mix" in the title, referencing the mix name's use during the April Fools' Day 2023 event. The person says "Sounds like me watching this fucking channel.", drinks some soda, and burps. At 2:04, the "Purple Grape Soda" mashup and footage resume, as the melody of The Nutshack theme is added to the advertised track.

Description

The song "The key we've lost (Beta Mix)" from the Xenoblade Chronicles X OST with subtitles of the lyrics.
Composed by Hiroyuki Sawano. Vocals by Mikey-G Kobayashi. Additional Voice by jrod.
Buy the soundtrack here: https://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/DFCL-2135
Playlist link: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL0CQjrcN8D2842UFDlfHTAMf5cFLYIcb

Please read the channel description.

Transcript

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Man I'm thirsty. Wonder what Mike doing. Yo Mike, whatchu doin' man? Wassup Jay-Rod, chillin' Uhh, thought you would run out to the store you wanna come, boy, you want some, uhh, purple grape soda, man? My boy, man... Purple, grape soda Purple grape soda Purple, grape soda Purple, grape soda Purple grape soda Purple, grape soda, grape soda Rollin' out the house and I reach for my grape soda Mess with my drink, and then I bet your life is over Tryna get my buzz off, gotta get my soda fixed And if you don't sip, I might sip, I know you cannot handle it I'm crazy with the soda game and that's my chain Purple grape soda never gonna leave my brain We drink so much grape soda, man, that shit's insane I guess you could say: purple grape soda a thang, oh! Purple, grape soda Purple grape soda Purple, grape soda Purple, grape soda Purple grape soda Purple, grape soda, grape soda please say sike this is unbearable no seriously i cant read it let alone handle it Wake up in the morning, wipe the sleep from my eyes Grab for my grape soda and to my surprise I only had a half can of enough, bitch So much combination but I'm amused to that shit Drank a 24-pack before I go to bed By my fourteenth one, I start to lose my head I get real drowsy, I need a bit [?] My piss comes out just like a purple crayon epic flintstones isnt helping much JESUS CHRIST fucking read the MLA handbook learn how to times new roman 12 sized, double spaced this was IMMINENT how can this be any more worse? LET"S CRACK THE SEAL WE'VE LOST AS ALL THE BUBBLES RISE IN VAIN JUST BUY TO LIVE OUR LIVES THE PURPLE SODA FOR TONIGHT TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DRINKING TELL ME WHAT'S THAT TASTE THE FIZZ IS ALWAYS THERE THE COLD ONE I ADORE THERE'S A FLAVOR THAT CONTROLS LIBIDO AND THE SUGAR POPS WITH ALL IT CAN HOLD SO WHERE'S YOUR CRAVING AND WHERE IS YOUR THIRST? ALL THE GRAPES HANG PLUMP SO READY TO BE SQUEEZED Purple, grape soda Purple grape soda Purple, grape soda Purple, grape soda Purple grape soda Purple, grape soda, grape soda mixing was shit dude next time make mikey-g louder or not next time go fuck yourself I need two grape sodas please!

Trivia

• The rip's description is based on the descrption for the original rip, but adds the mix name and references to Mikey-G and Jay-Rod, two of the contributors to "Purple Grape Soda".
• The "GET TROLLED" image would later appear as a bonus image on the album .@GiIvaSunner Whips & Nae Naes on Ellen the Generous 2: another hit.
• The lyrics at "I get real drowsy, I need a bit [?]" are actually "I get real drowsy, I need a bed to lay on".

External links

• "The seal we've lost" on the album Nozobot (Purple Grape Album)