THE Paper Jam Part 2 (BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE)
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| Basic information | |
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| Length | 3:47 |
| Ripper(s) | DJ New Grizzle |
| Media | |
| Audio | THE Paper Jam Part 2 (BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE).mp3 |
| Releases | |
| Album(s) | Paper Jams - A High-Quality Album ~ The Stationery Sequel ( ) |
| Track(s) | "THE Paper Jam Part 2 (BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE)" (hidden track) |
"THE Paper Jam Part 2 (BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE)" is a high quality hidden track exclusive to the album Paper Jams - A High-Quality Album ~ The Stationery Sequel.
Joke
As the title suggests, this is a continuation of "THE Paper Jam (BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE)", where this time "DJ New Grizzle" freestyle raps over the rip "Cortez Battle (OST Version) - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door".
Lyrics
Ohh shit, you let me back on the mic?
Ohh no, no, you fucked up.
You fucked up.
Yo, shoutouts to eg for the beat, PinkieOats for the album, here we go!
Yo, what up, what up,
I'm back on the beat and I'm rapping again.
You know that I'm the best freestyler,
you know that my raps are a ten.
You can't beat me when it comes to Paper Mario raps,
I'm the best.
I can drop so many bars, I'll put you to the test.
Paper Mario, he swings all the time
with his hammer around and he can spit dope rhymes.
Paper Mario. That's the name of the game for the GameCube that this album is about!
And its subtitle is... The Thousand-Year Door.
More like... "The Thousand-Year Snore".
I used that rhyme last time,
but that's okay because I don't have time to ti-
to rhyme again with other words.
So, I got new bars, and, driving new cars.
Paper Mario... fits in the jar.
Yo, okay, another verse,
Lemme try it again, lemme make it worse.
If I try to rhyme really fast, I... run out of rhymes I don't last.
That's why Paper Mario, he's got items in his backpack.
Does he have a backpack? I don't think so, my rhymes are really wack.
Yo, that's what I'm talking about, when Paper Mario has all the clout
on Twitter dot com cause he has Twitter accounts
cause he's paper and he goes on a website.
Paper Mario, he's really cool.
Paper Mario swims in the pool.
Paper Mario knows how to... ski,
Paper Mario, sits in a seat.
Paper Mario goes on a bus.
Paper Mario isn't named Gus.
Paper Mario has swagger,
Paper Mario, doesn't look like Mick Jagger.
Paper Mario, he's really cool,
Paper Mario, he doesn't go to school.
He's made of paper, he doesn't need to take notes cause
he just takes them on himself.
He can dress himself in the morning, he can go outside in the pouring rain...
cause it's wet, and it's paper.
He doesn't get it.
Paper Mario.
Paper [laughs] Mario!
He's so cool, he's your Paper Mari-bro!
Paper Jams has a lot of cool mashups,
I hope that you enjoy them because if you don't you'll get smashed up.
What does that mean?
I don't know but it has a lot of implications
and if I take you on vacation
I hope that you will appreciate it.
Cause it's good to be thankful, if you don't- if you're... not thankful,
then what are you even doing with your life?
It's Thanksgiving season, well it was a couple weeks ago, but that's okay.
Now it's Christmas, or it's the holiday season,
because we like to be inclusive,
I should not be rapping about this,
but that's okay, I'm freestyling!
That's what I do when I am rapping.
When I freestyle on these beats,
you know that I run the streets.
Cause I... can rhyme really fast,
off the cuff, and I have lots of glass,
uhh... glass is made of sand that is melted in a furnace,
like in Minecraft, furnace like in Minecraft.
Digging in the... tunnels cause I'm playing lots of Minecraft.
When I play the games on my computer,
you know that my favorite Pokémon city is Pewter City.
That's why... I play Pokémon.
Not Paper Mario, that's a... stupid game!
We should make a different album, call it...
Poké-Jams!
Because that's where all the real good music is!
Yo, look, I'm spittin' too much fire.
So I think it's time for me to retire,
and I think it's time for me to take a breather, so...
I just gotta say, shoutout PinkieOats one more time,
Paper Jams, we're back, we did it again,
I can't wait for the next track.
Subscribe to my, uhh... SoundCloud, where I'm gonna be
spittin' more bars, I'll see you all later. Happy 2020.
Peace!