Main Title - Goldeneye 007

"Main Title - Goldeneye 007"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	GoldenEye 007 ()
Upload date	October 26, 2020
Length	9:30
Ripper(s)	Seagull, New Guy
Description
Music	Main Title
Composer	Grant Kirkhope
Platform	Nintendo 64
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"Main Title - Goldeneye 007" is a high quality rip of "Main Title" from GoldenEye 007.

Joke

At 0:03, the thumbnail switches to the "bond burger" image, which is notorious for the incomprehensibility of its joke. At 0:10, the music cuts off with the sound of a tape rewinding.

This then leads into a skit by "Bobby Wace" (New Guy) of "What Is The Joke: The High Quality Rip Where I Explain The Joke To You", where Wace attempts to explain the "bond burger" image. Before he does, he first gets into "semman-natics" about irony:

• First he explains "situational irony" and looks into several examples of it.
• He then goes into JoJokes with playing two rips that are related to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure as well as one that doesn't actually contain any "JoJokes", though the caption implies it does. After that, he states that it is never truly known if the "bond burger" image is a "JoJoke".

After these, he then decides to try and explain the "bond burger" image, with connecting the James Bond and burger images used to certain words. However, after each attempt of explaining the image, it cuts to a Discord call featuring Wace and several other people, who are skeptical to Wace on if that is truly the meaning of the image, that increase after each explanation, with them cutting Wace off before he fully explains the last one:

• In his first attempt, Wace points out the "bond burger" having Pierce Brosnan, the 6th Bond actor, and a double cheeseburger from McDonald's, the 9th item on their menu. This then leads to Wace believing the image to be saying, "Last night I 69ed your sister."
• In his second attempt, Wace connects James Bond to being a spy and the association of spies needing to be silent as well as the cheeseburger instead resembling the quarter pounder from Burger King. This then leads to Wace believing the image to be saying, "Last night I silently pounded your sister."
• In his last attempt, Wace connects James Bond to gambling, then that to club suits, and then that to golf. He then tries pointing out James Bond wearing suits, before he is cut off.

After people then begin explaining to Wace how farfetched his explanations are getting with each attempt and that he doesn't really understand the image, people begin leaving the Discord call until it's just Wace left. Bobby then concludes that he does not get the joke, and that is itself the joke.

Throughout much of the rip, a melody-swap of the "Pewter City" from Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver with "Elevatorstuck" from Homestuck and "Meet the Flintstones" plays in the background. Also present as background music are "Elevator Bossa Nova" by Bensound and "Let's Begin" from MOTHER 3.

Transcript

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[The rip opens with the advertised track and thumbnail image, but at 0:03 the image switches to the "bond burger" image. At 0:11, the music cuts off with the sound of a tape rewinding, then switches to "Elevator Bossa Nova" by Bensound. Bobby Wace then comes in, and the image fades to black.] Bobby Wace: Now, at this point in the video, you're probably wondering, "SiIvaGunner, whart is the joke?" [Caption: "SiIvaGunner, what is the joke?"] And let me tell you, you aren't the only one with that question. [Various YouTube comments appear: "where is the kind man who explains the funny", "Am I the only one who doesn't get it?", "Help me i dont understand the funny", "What's the joke?" "it sounds familiar but I don't know what it is", and finally "this f****t ass channel should have ended in 2016", with the slur censored by SiIvaGunner's head.] Luckily, I got you covered. My name is Bobby Wace [Caption: "Bobby Wace"/"@therealbobbywace"], and this is What Is The Joke: The High Quality Rip Where I Explain The Joke To You [A clip art image of a confused blob-man appears onscreen.] Now, let's go back to our original question: SiIvaGunner, what is the joke? [Caption: SiIvaGunner, what is the joke????????] Well, my friend, before we dive into the meat of this high-quality rip [fade to footage of a person preparing meat], we have to get into some semman-natics [fade to a Google Images result for the word "semantics"]. More specifically, we have to talk about irony. [Cut to the definition of the word "irony".] There are a few types of irony, but, uh, we don't have to worry about those. [The phrases "Dramatic Irony", "Verbal Irony", "Congruent Irony", and "Situational Irony" appear. The first three phrases disappear with loud gunshot blasts, the last with a loud electrical sparking as well, leaving only "Situational Irony".] We just need to discuss situational irony. For our purposes, situational irony is when an outcome occurs which is the opposite or radically different of what you would expect. [Caption: "In stupid people terms: Situational Irony is when an outcome occurs which is the opposite or radically different of what you would expect.] Here is an example of situational irony. [Fade to a stone engraving in Saratoga, New York, that says "NOTHING IS WRITTEN IN STONE".] Funny, right? It's ironic and funny be you can see that the stone says "nothing is set in stone" [Caption: "written*"] but it's ironic be it's written in the stone but it says nothing is written in stone but that it written in stone. Makes sense, right? [Cut to the Nernst equation.] Now, take a look at this equation. Pause the video for a few seconds if you need to. This is called the Nernst equation. It's not relevant to the joke whatsoever, I just wanted to show you how huge and wrinkly my brain is. Let's move on to the next section of the video. [Caption: ""Is it a JoJoke?""] [A promotional image for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure appears onscreen.] A JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference, also known as a JoJoke, is a common type of joke on SiIvaGunner. Here's a few examples of JoJokes on SiIvaGunner. [The following captions are displayed, accompanied by the corresponding rips:] Now Playing: Opening Movie (Alpha Mix) - Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver (2018) Jojoke: Fighting Gold (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind opening) recreated in Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver's soundfont. Additionally, it is fitting that the game is called "Heart Gold" and the song is called "Fighting Gold." Now Playing: DIO Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven (2016) Jojoke: Space Jam/My Little Pony mashup with DIO's battle theme. Now Playing: Delfino Plaza - Super Mario Sunshine (2016) Jojoke: The scream at the end of the video is identical to one of DIO's screams in Episode 35 of the animated Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (2015) Bobby Wace: So now that we've heard some JoJokes, how do we know if the original high-quality rip [insert the "bond burger" image] is one Hahaha... we don't. [Caption: "Deciphering the Joke". A melodyswap of the Saffron City/Pewter City/Viridian City theme from Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver with "Elevatorstuck" from Homestuck and "Meet the Flintstones" plays in the background.] Now that we've discussed the fundamentals of comedy [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, the definition of "irony", and the Nernst equation appear onscreen], it is time to explain the joke of this high-quality rip [insert the "bond burger" image]. Let's get right into it. At six seconds [Caption: 0:03*], we can see that there is an image of James Bond and a hamburger in the following sentence: "Last night I blank blank your sister". At first glance, the sentence appears to read "Last night I Bond Burgered your sister", which doesn't really make sense. But if we look deeper, we can figure out the true meaning of this. The actor who plays James Bond pictured here is Pierce Brosnan, the 6th iteration of James Bond. Remember that 6. The cheeseburger pictured here resembles the double cheeseburger from McDonald's fast food restaurant, which is the 9th item on their menu. 6 + 9=69. [Cut to Bobby Wace narrating the video in Discord, with Justin J. Chillin also present in the server.] Therefore, the joke is "Last night I 69ed your sister". Justin J. Chillin: I don't think that's the joke, Bobby. Bobby Wace: What!? Why? Whaddayou m-- That's, like, absolutely what the joke is. Justin J. Chillin: Well, well it-- it just seems kinda far-fetched for that image, it's-- it's James Bond and a hamburger, how does-- how do you get 6-- I don't get how... Bobby Wace: It's the-- 6 and the 9, wha-- Alright, whatever. Okay. It-- You know-- You know what? I think I-- I think I got it now. So James Bond, right? He's a spy, a secret agent. Spies have to sneak around. They can't be seen, they can't be heard. Spies need to stay silent. Remember that, spies need to stay silent. Now let's look at the cheese hamburger. This cheeseburger resembles the quarter pounder with cheese, a type of sandwich served at Burger King. Silent... Quarter pounder... Therefore, the joke is "Last night I silently pounded your sister". [Cut back to the Discord server, this time with three more users also visible.] Justin J. Chillin: Ffff-- uuuggghhh. No, no. Bobby Wace: Is there-- is there a problem? Justin J. Chillin: Ye-- Yes, there is! Bobby Wace: What? Like, tha-- What? Be I definitely got it that time, like that is what the joke is. Luke Warm: Quarter pounder is a McDonald's thing, it's not a Burger King thing. Bobby Wace: Uhh, okay. Burg-- it's still a burger, and it's a quarter of a pound, and it-- so it's-- like a-- pounded... Justin J. Chillin: Yeah, you said that picture was from-- was from the McDonald's menu and not the Burger King menu. Bobby Wace: But it-- oh-- I-- eh-- okay, what is a quarter of a pound? How much is in a pound? A pound. How much is a quarter? Quarter of a pound, pounded your sister... silently... Luke Warm: I think-- I think those are two different currencies, man. Bobby Wace: It makes sense! Swagmaster128: But how much does it cost? Bobby Wace: One.. silent pounding. Dude, it's not that hard to get, it's a jo-- it's-- that's the-- what the joke is. Cause it's a-- Swagmaster128: Am I supposed to pay with a silent pounding at the cashier? Bobby Wace: It's a quarter pounder... Justin J. Chillin: Okay, okay, I don't-- I don't care how much-- Bobby Wace: James Bond is quiet! Justin J. Chillin: I don't care how much the-- the burger costs. Just, silently pounded, just, doesn't-- doesn't fit it. Bobby Wace: It-- okay. I mean, it does, but I guess-- Justin J. Chillin: N-N-No! No, it doesn't! Bobby Wace: Okay, whatever! I guess I can try to put it a different way, if that would help. James Bond is an avid gambler. He loves to roll those dice and lose his entire retirement fund from a night of drunk blackjack. But it's fine! He probably gets a lot of financial support from the British government, as well as his OnlyFans. So... gambling! Gambling uses playing cards. The playing cards that we know have four suits: spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs. But clubs are also used in golfing, which is something else James Bond likes to do. Justin J. Chillin: Stop. Bobby Wace: And then also, James Bond always wears suits... Justin J. Chillin: Stop. Bob, stop! Stop! Stop! Bobby Wace: What!? [Cut back to the Discord server, this time with four more users visible.] Justin J. Chillin: Bobby, stop! Bobby Wace: What!? What!? Luke Warm: It's wrong. Bobby Wace: What's wrong? Luke Warm: Your joke. Your explanation of the joke, it's wrong. Bobby Wace: How is it wrong? I didn't even finish what I was saying! Luke Warm: Cause it's not right. Justin J. Chillin: How do you get this from James Bond and a hamburger? Bobbert: It doesn't make sense. Bobby Wace: Whaddayou mean it doesn't make sense? RealDaBaby: I feel like you guys aren't being really fair to him, I was kinda following along, and like kinda getting into it. Bobby Wace: Yeah, thank you! Luke Warm: You joined after the second time. Justin J. Chillin: I don't think you know Bobby well enough. Bobby Wace: I was explaining the joke. It was being explained. Luke Warm: Explained poorly. Justin J. Chillin: Yeah, not well. Bobbert: I tried to get into it too, but this... I'm really not getting it. It doesn't make sense. Him Bortons: Yeah, you kinda failed at thought. Bobby Wace: Wha--- whaddayou-- whaddayou want me to say!? It's like-- it's like-- it's like if you watch Twilight, you don't know what happens to Bella and Edward until the end, so how you gonna be-- Swagmaster128: Lucky that I never watched Twilight. Him Bortons: Yeah, but I don't wanna know what happens! Bobby Wace: Well, deh-- but that's-- that's-- then why'd you even-- Luke Warm: I didn't, that's the thing. Just like you didn't get the joke! Bobby Wace: I'm explaining it to you, right now! That's what's happening here in the present! You're livin' in the past! Justin J. Chillin: Bobby, this gets worse every time we try. Bobby Wace: I-- Wha-- How!? I'm e-- Like it's-- I'm ex-- I have the joke, I know what it is, I'm explaining it to you. Justin J. Chillin: Like the first one kinda made sense, 69 your sister, but like... The-- These-- These are just so, so, so far-fetched, so ridiculous, I, I can't even believe it. RealDaBaby: Wi-- With a-- With a joke this complex, Bond burger, that takes-- it takes-- there's a certain amount of subtext that-- Justin J. Chillin: It's not-- It's not supposed to be that complex, though. RealDaBaby: There's a certain amount of subtext there that you have to if you're... Bobby Wace: There's a lot of-- There's a lot of complex stuff to this, it's not-- This is like the Rubik's cube of humor, it's not like you're not-- Swagmaster128: You're not solving, though. Bobby Wace: It's not your average knock-knock joke, you know, it's not like... you know... Undertale... Justin J. Chillin: I-It's so... Look... Bobby... It's... Bobby Wace: What? Justin J. Chillin: It's-- It's clear from this, it's so clear that you just-- Bobby Wace: Whaddayou-- Justin J. Chillin: You just don't-- You don't-- You don't understand it at all. Bobby Wace: I understand it just fine, sir. Swagmaster128: Nah man, just go cry about it in the comment section or something. Luke Warm: I don't-- I don't think I want to understand it. Swagmaster128: I'm out. Bobby Wace: Whaddyou mean? Whaddyou mean, you're out!? [One by one, the people in the server start leaving.] Justin J. Chillin: See ya. Bobby Wace: What are-- Guys! Bobbert: I'm out, too. Bobby Wace: Guys. What are-- RealDaBaby, you're gonna-- I mean, you-- you got me. RealDaBaby: Uh, you know, it's actually gettin' kinda lonely in here, so... Bobby Wace: What are ya-- Dude! [RealDaBaby leaves, leaving Bobby as the only one still in the server.] Bobby Wace: The-- [exasperated sigh] [Fade into outer space, as "Let's Begin" from MOTHER 3 plays.] Bobby Wace: Then I thought to myself, could it be? Do I not actually know the joke? Am I, too, a victim of SiIvaGunner's cruelty? The answer... yes. Yes I am. My name is Bobby Wace, and that's the joke.

History

This rip originally premiered as "A New High Quality Rip!" before being changed to the current title. It premiered between Cartoon Network Day & Adult Swim Night and The SilvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special: Part CarnIVal, but doesn't seem to be part of either event. After premiering, the channel's profile picture and banner changed into a black-crimson gradient, similar to the one seen in "ENTRANCE".

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