"LET THE FEAST COMMENCE..." is a high quality lore video and the beginning of the Yanksgiving event. It is a follow-up to the video "YANKIN' FOREVER" from the Pussy Yankover.
Content
The video begins on October 24, 2021, inside the Egg Carrier from Sonic Adventure. Dr. Robotnik, after stealing the Master Emerald during the Maki Nishikino's Birthday 2021 event, is researching the Emerald in order to unlock its secrets, take over the world and defeat Sonic, until Knuckles the Echidna intervenes to take the Emerald back. The two then engage in a fight and Knuckles accidentally punches the Emerald, breaking it and freeing Lady from inside.
The video then transitions to November 25, 2021. After Lady's first attempt to return failed, the four backup dancers from "Yankin"'s music video perform a ritual to attempt to bring Lady back and have their full power restored. This ritual fails, however, and ends up summoning the Twerkey from Miitopia instead. After some initial confusion, the dancers decide to kill the Twerkey and eat it for Thanksgiving dinner.
Transcript
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[White text reading "October 24, 2021" appears in front of a pitch-black background. The video then transitions to the Egg Carrier from Sonic Adventure as "Egg Carrier - A Song That Keeps Us On The Move" plays in the background. Dr. Robotnik is shown next to the Master Emerald.]
Dr. Robotnik: Muhahahahahaha! I'm almost there. Just a little bit more research and I'll finally unlock the secrets to the Master Emerald! With it, I can finally take over the world and destroy that meddlesome hedgehog! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Knuckles: ORAORAORAORA!
[Sounds of a wall being destroyed are heard and Robotnik jumps up in surprise. Knuckles is then shown in front of the broken wall as the rip "BGM 05 (Unused) - Maki Fes!" plays in the background.]
Knuckles: Eggman! Give me back the Master Emerald!
Dr. Robotnik: Fuck off, Knuckles... you do realize you're just gonna break it again, right? That's more work for both you, and me.
[Maki Nishikino from Love Live! is shown instead of Knuckles.]
Maki: 何それ…イミワカンナイ! ["What's that... I don't know what that means!"]
Dr. Robotnik: What. Enough talk, knucklehead... let's fight!
[Robotnik and Knuckles punch each other rapidly until Knuckles accidentally hits the Master Emerald, causing it to shatter and freeing Lady from containment. "River Twygz Bed (Unused Version) - Super Paper Mario" briefly plays as Lady is shown escaping.]
Lady: FREE... AT LAST.
[Fade back to Robotnik and Knuckles.]
Dr. Robotnik: Guess we fucked up, huh?
[A Sonic Adventure image of a derpy-looking Knuckles appears.]
Knuckles: oh no
[The video fades to black and white text reading "November 25, 2021" appears. Paragraphs of white text then appear sequentially, narrated by one of the "Yankin" backup dancers.]
Backup dancer 1: IT HAS BEEN SEVEN MONTHS SINCE WE'VE LAST SEEN OUR MISTRESS AFTER BEING TRAPPED INSIDE OF THE MASTER EMERALD. WITHOUT HER TO STRENGTHEN US... OUR POWER WEAKENS... RECENT ATTEMPTS FOR LADY TO RETURN HAVE ALL BEEN IN VEIN.
[The video flashes white and the text "October 31, 2021" appears in the top right corner as the image of Lady from "A Cursed Announcement" is shown and an excerpt from "Act 5: The Curse - Curse of the Fallen Angel" plays.]
HOBaRT: You have now upgraded to: New HOBaRT XL OLED Edition... Plus!
Lady: What have y’all done to my ritual?
HOBaRT: Banishment sequence initiated!
Lady: Aaaahhh!
[The backup dancer's narration resumes and more white text appears.]
Backup dancer 1: FOR NOW, WE REMAIN WITHOUT A LEADER IN THIS HELLISH LANDSCAPE. BUT NEVERTHELESS... OUR WORK MUST CONTINUE. WE WILL GRIND ONCE AGAIN.
[The four backup dancers are shown in the depiction of Hell used in "YANKIN' FOREVER" as River Twygz Bed's theme from Super Paper Mario plays in the background.]
Backup dancer 2: ARE WE READY FOR THE YEARLY RITUAL?
Backup dancer 4: WE MUST, IT IS THE ONLY WAY WE MAY PRAY FOR HER RETURN.
[A pentagram appears over volcanic ground and the dancers move onto it.]
All dancers: OH POWERFUL AND UNHOLY LADY, WE GIVE YOU THANKSGIVING FOR OUR BOUNTIFUL PROWESS, GRANT US YOUR PRESENCE AND MAKE THAT THING DO WHAT IT DO ONCE MORE.
[As a gradually rising whirring noise is heard, the video slowly fades to white as the ritual is performed, then after, fades back to the scene, which shows moving fire with a silhouette behind it. This silhouette is then revealed to be the Twerkey, which then starts shaking its rear end as the rip "Battle: Realm of the Fey - Miitopia" plays in the background.]
Backup dancer 3: WHAT?... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOMINATION?
Twerkey: [Turkey gobbling]
Backup dancer 2: WHO IN HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
Twerkey: [Turkey gobbling]
Backup dancer 1: I HAVE NO CLUE. IT LOOKS... RATCHET.
Twerkey: [Continuous turkey gobbling]
Backup dancer 3: I SAY, WE EAT IT!
Backup dancer 4: YEAH, LET'S KILL IT!
Backup dancer 2: SPILL ITS BLOOD!
Backup dancer 1: I CAN'T EVEN LIE, I HAVEN'T HAD TURKEY IN EONS.
[Fade to black.]
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Trivia
- At 0:44, the subtitles transcribe the word "knucklehead" as "Makihead". This, and Maki being shown instead of Knuckles at 0:39, are references to Triple-Q's "Maki is Knuckles" joke.
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