Introduction - Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017

"Introduction - Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	E3 2017 (), Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017 ()
Upload date	June 13, 2017
Event	E3 2017
Length	6:01
Ripper(s)	AMUNO
Description
	The full introduction to Nintendo's E3 programme.
Please read the channel description for glorious profit.

"Introduction - Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017" is a high quality rip of "Introduction" from Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017.

Jokes

The rip is an AMUNO video parodying the opening of Nintendo's E3 2017 conference, including similar quality as his other videos.

At the start, it uses the Nintendo Switch Parental Control video, with the lines changed to be about Bowser telling Bowser Jr. to go have lunch but Bowser Jr. refuses and calls his father a 'geek' and a 'f*ggot', Jr. still refuses to stop playing, thus, enraging Bowser. At 0:20, an unknown gameplay video is shown.

At 0:35, Satoru Iwata from "Nintendo Direct 2.13.14" appears over the Parental Control video, though initially referred to as "hiro hito", as the visuals quickly zoom in on his coat and asks the Bowser Jr. to zoom out. A loop of the opening of "If You Feel My Love (Chaow Mix)" by Blaxy Girls plays in the background during this. After this Satoru says his name is "satrou shipuden", the Supreme Boss of Nintendo China, who is about to reveal a new console for "hardcore gamers and for adults". At 1:12, an edit of Neymar holding a portrait of himself that was drawn by Yoichi Takahashi appears, though edited where Satoru is in the frame instead.

At 1:15, the console is then reveal to be the Nintendo Chicha, with a parody of the Nintendo Switch logo appearing over that uses a Shisha as the main logo. At 1:18, it cuts to an unknown video that shows people setting up Shishas, with the "Nintendo Chicha" logo on the top right and the Nintendo Switch reveal music playing in the background. At 2:15, it cuts back to the Nintendo Chicha logo, before going back to "satrou shipuden", as he says that the console is for "capitalist american pig like you", before starting to reveal several games of the console. "Chai Kingdom" from Super Mario Land plays in the background during this.

At 2:40, it cuts to the AMUNO intro, though with a 3D model of AMUNO shown instead, as "Surf City" by The Beach Boys plays in the background. "satrou shipuden" reveals the first game to be "Brice de Nice" as the trailer for the movie is shown and "satrou shipuden" describes "for win you have to break the people". The box art for "Brice de Nice" is shown that includes the movie poster of the film as "satrou shipuden" is unsure when the game will come out but "you buy it".

At 3:14, it cuts to an unknown video of Satoru Iwata with a portrait over him, though the portrait above him has an unknown image of two women with revealing outfits, the text "LOVE YOU", and a sports car added over it. During this, "satrou shipuden" exclaims at how the cameraman has followed him back, followed by him commenting about the portrait behind him and informs us that it is a picture of his wife and daughter. After getting back on track with talking about the Nintendo Chicha, "satrou shipuden" tells about how they asked a "weak white boy" and an "african boy" about the console.

At 3:58, it shows "L'interview de l'historien Philippe Grandcoing sur l'histoire de l'Europe et du Limousin" by France 3 Limousin, which is meant to represent the supposed "weak white boy", whose name is Martin Leroi. Martin tells about how he used to play on the "geek wii" with his family and has a girlfriend as well as a future. After discovering the Nintendo Chicha, Martin claims that "my future end and i got rotten teeth" though is happy to have "arms 2". At 4:17, it cuts an unknown video, which is meant to represent the supposed "african boy", whose name is Professeur Manioc and is from "Nintendo Mali". Manioc tells about how the Nintendo Chicha has given him more money and "me can sucribe amuno", ending with "viva la nitendo chicha". During Manioc's section, green text is added to the top reading "find name of the music to win a game!!!".

At 4:42, it cuts back to "satrou shipuden" at his house, though this time with an image of Osama Bin Laden at a mountain added over the background portrait instead. "satrou shipuden" tells about how he likes "rice and nems and dragons", mostly when "i eat with chopstick", and how he will do kung fu on sunday "with jean claude vandame my friend". "satrou shipuden" then reveals several games that Jean Claude VanDame played on the Nintendo Chicha, with the first two featuring edits of the original games box art:

• "la legende de chica: chica de la nature / The Legend of Chicha: Chicha of the Wild" (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
• "mario chicha deluxe / Mario Chicha 8 Deluxe" (Mario Kart 8 Deluxe)
• "Grand Theft Chica"

At 5:12, it cuts again back to "satrou shipuden" at his house, with an image of Foot 2 Rue added over the background portrait instead, as "satrou shipuden" says that "these game is made by my supreme boss of everyone AMUNO" and "so dont cry if sound too big for your ear". It closes of with "satrou shipuden" insulting Capitalist America.

Transcript

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Character French English (based on the subtitles) bowser junior the snacky snaks is serve come to eat junior dont break my ball i geek bowser junior for wha are you doing what you geek junior is not yo gucking bissness f*gget bowser come on pleas junior i do watevr i want bitch im 10 year old bowser ROAAAAAR MY DADDYS BOY IS A F*GET Scene change to Saturo. Character French English (based on the subtitles) hiro hito not so near cameraman c*nt hey honeyboo i talk to ya drop the fucking controller fatass satrou shipuden hello its me satrou shipuden supreme boss of nintendo china welcome to nintendo direct i know you ar fucked boring by baby and f*get vidoex gamesnt today im gonna present the new console of nitendo for hardocre game and for adult sil vous plait prenez un regard The Nintendo Chicha reveal is shown. Character French English (based on the subtitles) satrou shipuden that new consoel nitendo nouvelie console toi 3D the cole is perfect for capitalist american pig like you like macdonald macmickey mcpathibulaire mcdingo so we gon introduce you to new console sil vous plait prenez un regard The reveal of the Brice de Nice game begins. Character French English (based on the subtitles) satrou shipuden with new console with go new games !! brice de nice discover brice de nice brice IS surfer you play as brice a surfer with his frien marius de fregius et igor dsocrog i dont know when is release but you buy it Scene change to Satoru's house. Character French English (based on the subtitles) satrou shipuden it was nitendo chicha but ooooo cameraman you folow me in my home baby girl dont mind at the portrait is my wife and my girl if my girl wsnt my girl and my wife was younger i would like to have sex relaxion with her i would like to tartined all day on mario music the console is perfect for capitalist american we ask to a weak white boy and a african n***er boy sil vous plait prenez un regard Scene change to Martin Leroi. Character French English (based on the subtitles) Martin Leroi before i used to geek wii with my family i have a girlfriend and i have a future but when i doscover chicha my future end and i got rotten teeth but atleast i got arms 2 Scene change to Professor Manioc. Character French English (based on the subtitles) Professor Manioc hello fucking migrant capitalist what its me profeseur manioc what im from nintendo mali what i got action from nintendo america what im here today for talking of the nintendo chicha sicne his realease me got more money me can sucribe amuno viva la nitendo chicha Scene change back to Satoru's house.

History

Sometime in 2025, the image of Osama Bin Laden at a mountain was blurred out.