Dry Out - Geometry Dash
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| Basic information | |
|---|---|
| Rip link | YouTube  |
| Playlist | Geometry Dash ( ) |
| Upload date | February 8, 2020 |
| Length | 1:43 |
| Ripper(s) | Seagull[1] |
| Description | |
| Music | Dry Out |
| Composer | DJVI |
| Platform | PC, Mobile |
| Please read the channel description. | |
"Dry Out - Geometry Dash" is a high quality rip of "Dry Out" from Geometry Dash.
Jokes
At 0:25, the rip turns into a spoof Bowflex commercial, which uses a Bowflex Xtreme commerical, that gets jokier as it goes on.
Transcript
Too poor to afford a gym membership? Get the all-new Bowflex Schwinn machine for a whopping $19 a month. Call that phone number you see right in front of you, and we'll send you a free video. [whispering] It's free!
Bowflex's state of the art power rod technology will make you bigger, faster, and stronger too, a quality workout for this price right on cue! [Bruh Sound Effect #2 plays in the background.]
Using the Bowflex Schwinn machine is easy. It's just one workout. 20 minutes a day, 3 times a week, and in minutes you'll be looking like Jorgen Von Strangle from Fairly OddParents.
Bowflex comes with a 7-year warranty, and it is so good at Cranking Dat Super Mario that it comes with our 100% satisfaction guarantee. Why go to a gym when you can just buy the Bowflex? This offer is not available in stores. We're going cyber with this one! [whispering] Talk for a minute now and get a free video!
Buy the Bowflex Schwinn Extreme machine today!
Trivia
- The thumbnail displayed in the video has a different aspect ratio from the actual thumbnail. This is most likely unintentional.
References
- ↑ "What My Wife's Boyfriend is Getting Me for Hanukkah (To: ChickenSuitGuy)" on the album Secret SiIva 2: Heart Warming.