DK Rap (Anniversary Edition) - Donkey Kong 64

"DK Rap (Anniversary Edition) - Donkey Kong 64"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	Donkey Kong 64 ()
Upload date	May 24, 2018
Length	3:45
Ripper(s)	Hinchy and Smoky
Releases
Album(s)	SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips Volume A (), Now That's What I Call Quality! 2 ()
Track(s)	"The Snow halation Sucks Rap" (Volume A, NTWICQ!2)
Description
Music	DK Rap (Anniversary Edition)
Composer	Grant Kirkhope
Platform	Nintendo 64
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"DK Rap (Anniversary Edition) - Donkey Kong 64" is a high quality rip of the anniversary edition of "DK Rap" from Donkey Kong 64.

Jokes

This rip is another sentence-mixed "DK Rap" parody, this time starring The Voice Inside Your Head and the DK Rap singer slandering "Snow halation". It is an expanded version of the DK Rap section of "A Grand New Era ~Ending~ - SilvaGunner: Rebooted", which included the lyrics "if you like Snow halation, you need to shoot yourself" and "S! H! Snow halation sucks! S! H! Snow halation isn't funny!"

The lyrics of the song appear on the video itself, instead of as YouTube subtitles. The "HUH!"s and "S! H!"s have a zooming in and out animation while they are said.

At 0:54, the DK Rapper raps a line from "It's Everyday Bro". At 1:22, at the mention of "style", an "op" can be heard.

At the start of the song, the Voice is heard saying the initial "He-he-here we go." before giving the song over to the DK Rapper. At 2:51, the Voice takes over again, but at 3:17, the trumpet sounds play "Snow halation", prompting the Voice to become frustrated and leave.

As the mix name suggests, this is an anniversary rip for "DK Rap (Unused Version) - Donkey Kong 64" (uploaded May 24, 2016), one of the most popular rips on the channel. This rip was made by Hinchy, the ripper of that rip, along with Smoky.

Lyrics

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[ The Voice Inside Your Head ] He-he-here we go. [ "DK Rap" singer ] So it's finally time to say that we hate μ's If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together if you wanna clap But if you like Snow halation, you're a piece of monkey crap HUH! S! H! Snow halation sucks! I'm the leader of the bunch I hate Snow halation I'm finally back to kill Snow halation It's not too fun to listen to this I'd rather open wide and drink my piss It's grating, annoying, and boring too It's the biggest turd of the Love Live crew! S! H! Snow halation sucks! S! H! Snow halation isn't funny! "It's everyday bro with the Disney Channel flow" That's the kinda song that makes ya go "Holy fuckin' fuck! Snow halation's crap!" Just like the anime or the mobile app If you choose halation, you choose wrong With that idolshit, it's one bad song HUH! S! H! Snow halation sucks! It has no style (op) It has no grace T-t-t-th-this song is a fuckin disgrace I can't stand when I listen to this shit Fuck μ's Inflate a balloon and let it go Still sure as hell sounds better than Snow S! H! Snow halation sucks! S! H! Snow halation isn't funny! Weebs are back again, and about time too 'Cause this time, I'm in the mood to kill some weeaboos, with my two bare hands I'll crush anyone that thinks that μ's is a band You say that you wanna play that tune but Snow halation fans beware, 'cause I'm after You! S! H! Snow halation sucks! Finally the time has come You have yourself a Coconut Gun So dust that meme off from your shelf 'Cause if you like Snow halation you need to shoot yourself It can fire a nut with relative ease Makes shootin' ya seem such a breeze It may shoot slow but it fires in spurts Your love of anime is gonna hurt! HUH! [ The Voice Inside Your Head ] Come on Nozomi, take it to your grave Ha ha ha I am The Voice Inside Your Head If you love anime, you will be dead Weeaboo shit is such a scourge unto this earth, so it must be purged L-L-L-Love Live, iM@S, JJBA Oreimo, Pupa, and all anime! Ah yeah! [Trumpets begin to play "Snow halation"] Love Live, iM@S, JJBA Oreimo, Pupa, and-- -- what the fuck is this shit? God fucking damnit. I swear, you can't upload a single goddamn high quality rip without this fucking idolshit song showing up Fuck this. I'm out.

Trivia

• Interestingly, the Voice mentions JoJo's Bizarre Adventure as an anime he wants to purge, when in fact he has stated that JoJo is a MAN-ime that he likes.
  • The other anime he mentions, Love Live!, iDOLM@STER, Oreimo, and Pupa, have all been on the channel at some point (the latter two being expunged due to their controversial nature).