Circus (Radio Version) - Five Nights at Freddy's
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| Basic information | |
|---|---|
| Rip link | YouTube  |
| Playlist | Five Nights at Freddy's ( ) |
| Upload date | November 3, 2023 |
| Event | The SiIvaGunner Halloween Horror Special Part VI: The Cult of Proto |
| Length | 2:00 |
| Ripper(s) | miiwii |
| Releases | |
| Album(s) | PROTONOMICON ~ The Cult of Proto Collection ( ) |
| Track(s) | "Fitter Happier More Secure"  |
| Description | |
| Music | Circus (Radio Version) |
| Composer | Tom York |
| Platform | The Radio |
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"Circus (Radio Version) - Five Nights at Freddy's" is a high quality rip of the radio version of "Circus" from Five Nights at Freddy's.
Jokes
The click from the advertised track echoes out. The rip then becomes an edit of "Fitter Happier" by Radiohead, with the text-to-speech voice replaced with the one used for Bonzi Buddy, and with the lyrics altered to reflect the themes of the concurrent channel event, specifically with references to "The Protegent Rap", and Bonzi Buddy, as well as to add references to channel memes.
The mix name references the joke. The composer and platform credits also reference the joke, with the former being a deliberate misspelling of Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke.
Transcript
Fitter.
Happier.
More secure.
Efficient.
Not browsing Facebook too much.
Regular virus scans three days a week with 20% lesser staff.
The company is shining.
Monitored Wi-Fi.
Secure e-shopping.
No more junk mail and phishing.
A closer-together family, as I know parenting is tough.
Sleeping well.
No fears of viruses keeping you up.
Complete security.
Careful to all purple monkeys.
Never deleting the Bonzi Buddy program.
Work without any tension.
No fear of email, pen drive, or print without permission.
No stealing of data.
Monitoring at office is made a lot easier.
Efficient work thanks to the silent security.
Effective people planning.
No unencrypted data or non-updated virus security.
Completely safe from all threats.
No longer afraid of malware, spyware, or trojan.
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate.
Nothing so childish.
Reverse data loss.
Saved from an angry boss.
Recovered deleted files.
Laid off due to Protegent Security needing 20% lesser staff.
World's only antivirus with data recovery software.
Antivirus is not enough.
Will not lose all data.
Less chance of computer infection.
Kids protected while they surf.
Families brought closer together.
No more games while working.
No longer unsecured and afraid of virus like a monkey that is purple.
Bonzi Buddy.
Yeah.
Raft Ride The Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening Hot Cross Buns
Fitter.
Healthier.
And more secure.
A monkey that is purple.
Bonzi Buddy.