Circus (Mixtian Weston Chandler) - Five Nights at Freddy's

"Circus (Mixtian Weston Chandler) - Five Nights at Freddy's"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	Five Nights at Freddy's ()
Upload date	March 29, 2020
Length	1:11
Ripper(s)	cazsu
Description
Music	Circus (Mixtian Weston Chandler)
Composer	Astolfo
Platform	PC
Please read the channel description.

"Circus (Mixtian Weston Chandler) - Five Nights at Freddy's" is a high quality rip of the Mixtian Weston Chandler of "Circus" from Five Nights at Freddy's

Jokes

The rip begins with Jack Black, from "Hard Fucking" by Tenacious D, saying, "Slow down, I'm gonna spurt. Ah-." The clicks replaced the word "spurt" and are arranged into The Lick. The thumbnail for the video then starts rapidly flipping left and right, up and down. It transitions to the Captain Midnight HBO incident. At 0:05, we see Jack Black from Sesame Street's "Octagon" video. We see Jack say, "Ah, sorry" from "Hard Fucking", and he then walks off. The color bars transition to Chef Boyardee's "Rolling Can" commercial, but it's in the style of a montage parody, referencing SiIvaGunner memes, MovieEdits and SpongyPantsEditor's "Drake and Josh - The Bet Edited". The commercial's accompanying song, "Un p'tit air" by Têtes Raides, has been melody-swapped to "Banana Man" by Tally Hall.

Audio

Unedited sources

Time	Joke	Source
0:16	Kyoto	Skrillex ft. Sirah
0:21	"Suck"	"Kickapoo" by Tenacious D
0:21, 0:56	Hitmarker noise	Call of Duty
0:21, 0:48	WOMBO COMBO	Lumpycpu
0:26	"You're too slow!"	Sonic the Hedgehog
0:27	Ring collected noise	Sonic the Hedgehog
0:29	"Bruh"	Bruh Sound Effect #2
0:30	"Bye, Have a Great Time!"	Underdog Productions
0:31	"-TONA!"	Daytona USA intro
0:34	Damn, son, where'd you find this?	Shadoe Haze
0:36	Airhorn noise	Airhorn
0:37	"GRAND"	Joel's reaction to 7 GRAND DAD
0:41	"What?" "What the fuck?"	Plug and Play Consoles - JonTron
0:42	WTF BOOM	"The Steve Moustache Show - Extreme Makeover" by Steve Moustache "Mega64: Cold Fear Ad #3" by Mega64
0:46	Really nigga?	pagekennedy
1:05	Suck my Motherfucking dick	Dj Assault
1:06	"weiner"	"The Original Grandmas Kisses" by Greenday12688 (now removed)

Pitch-shifted sources

Time	Joke	Source
0:21, 0:28, 0:30, 0:32, 0:36, 0:38, 0:41	"mmmm"	Morshu from Link: The Faces of Evil
0:23, 0:28, 0:34, 0:39	"Fuck"	"Inward Singing" by Tenacious D
0:24, 0:35	"Shish"
0:25, 0:31, 0:36	???	???
0:29, 0:40	"Bitch"	"The Original Grandmas Kisses" by Greenday12688 (now removed)
0:42	???	???
0:44, 0:54	"NO!!!"	"Lovesick Sonic" from The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog
0:52, 1:02	"Fuck"	"Shut the fuck up!" from the episode "Eat This!" from Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Visuals

Time	Visual	Source
0:19, 1:02	PogChamp Original Video | Cross Counter Bloopers! With Gootecks and Mike Ross	Cross Counter TV
0:21, 0:51	Sniper rifle headshot with 420+ points	Call of Duty
0:21, 0:52	Explosion
0:21	Mountain Dew bottle	Mountain Dew
0:21, 0:50	Bag of Doritos' Nacho cheese chips	Doritos
0:22	#fuckbois-R-dee	Fuckboi, Chef Boyardee
0:23	Drake and Josh - The Bet Edited	MovieEdits
0:25	Walmart logo	Walmart
0:26	Sanic Hegehog	Sanic Hegehog
0:27	3fast5me	Different variation of 2fast4me, which is related to Sanic
0:28	yo wut up	Yo, what's up?
0:29	DAFUQ?	(What) The fuck?
	Doge (on red and greenlight)	Doge
	"DON'T UwU" sign	uwu
0:30	k bai...	Okay, bye...
0:31	srsly...DAFUQ?	Seriously, THE FUCK?
	Cannabis leaf
	MLG logo	Major League Gaming
	Gallop Racing Hornet High Class car	Daytona USA
0:34	Fedora
	Joint
0:35	u wot m8?	U WOT M8?
0:36	FaZE Nation 69 mi. ahead	FaZe Clan, The Funny Sex Number
	Vinesauce Joel's reaction to 7 GRAND DAD	Vinesauce Joel
0:37	Charles Barkley's face	Charles Barkley
0:38	Brazil Dog Dance	THEFOOLHARDYGUY
0:39	Feels Bad Man	Body Building Forums
	Eye of Providence	U.S. $1 bill
0:40	"REPTILIANS" thumbnail	LeafyIsHere
	PSA from Chairman of the FCC Ajit Pai	Daily Caller
0:42	😳 emoji	Twitter, Discord
0:43	New Nostalgia Critic Intro (2017)	Channel Awesome
0:44	Marge Krumping	"Little Orphan Millie" - The Simpsons
	Bottle of Clorox bleach	Clorox
	LeafyIsHere persona	LeafyIsHere
0:46	box that says "Dank weed"
	Sunglasses on balding man's face	Deal With It
	This man	Who Created Kirby?
0:47	Rolling can
	Melody of the Heart	Love Live! School Idol Project
	Snow Green Screen Effect (Real Snow)	Creative Film
0:48	#REBOOT	SiIvaGunner, Reboot
0:50	Pedobear (NSFL)
	Sample Text	Lorem ipsum
1:00	Trollface	Whynne

At 1:05, the commercial transitions back to the advertised thumbnail. At 1:07, we see Jack Black, from earlier, say, "You fucking shit", from "Inward Singing" by Tenacious D. As he says that, he splits into 2 Jack Blacks that do a spin.

Transcript

(0:07 - 0:14)

Mother: Chef's Ravioli again? I think not, fuckaroni. We've had it for 4 nights now. Put it back.
Girl: But I love Chef.

(0:52 - 0:56)

Random Voice: Honey, there's something wrong with the toilet water. It tastes like shit. (breaks into laughter)

(1:02 - 1:03)

Narrator: Chef Boyardee.

Trivia

• The mix name is a reference to Christine (formerly Christian) Weston Chandler, also known as Chris Chan.
• The composer's name refers to a character from Fate/Grand Order.