Agent Yoru o Yuku - THE iDOLM@STER

"Agent Yoru o Yuku - THE iDOLM@STER"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	THE iDOLM@STER (), Nico Nico Demo Playlist ()
Upload date	April 1, 2017
Event	April Fools' Day 2017
Length	11:22
Ripper(s)	(see #Contributors)
Description
Music	Agent Yoru o Yuku
Composer	LindaAl-CUE
Performed by	765PRO ALLSTARS
Platform	Arcade, Xbox 360
I'm never reading this goddamn channel description ever again.

"Agent Yoru o Yuku - THE iDOLM@STER" is a high quality rip of "Agent Yoru o Yuku" from THE iDOLM@STER.

Jokes

This rip features the medley "Kumikyoku" by Shimo (しも), with multiple references to jokes of the channel. It is also sung by a handful of contributors in order to mimic "Kumikyoku", including Kirbopher, whose English Karaoke version of "Kumikyoku" (called "Nico Nico Douga - Kirbomix~") is parodied in the rip. It is known in credits as "NICO NICO GRAND DAD".

Time	Song/Clip	Source	Contributor(s)
0:00	"Agent Yoru o Yuku"	THE iDOLM@STER	Kirbopher & Shadyvox
1:24	"DK Rap (Unused Version) - Donkey Kong 64"	Hinchy
1:45	"Hare Hare Yukai"	The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
	"POKEMON GO SONG!!!"	Misha	rinachan & CZBlacklash
1:54	"FOUR HOURS!"	Angry Joe
2:07	"Fuck Bees"	Happening.tv
2:13	"Stops at the affected area and immediately dissolves ~ Lunatic Udongein"	ARM (IOSYS)	CaseyTheVa
	"S.L.A.B. Freestyle"	Chip tha Ripper
2:23	"Help me, ERINNNNNN!!"	COOL&CREATE	ShadyVox, CZBacklash & Kirbopher
	Loud Nigra	Creampie Cathy
2:24	"Crank That"	Soulja Boy	ShadyVox, CZBacklash & Kirbopher
2:33	Vinesauce Joel's reaction to 7 GRAND DAD	Vinesauce Joel
2:34	"nowhere"	Madlax	corinawaslike
2:45	"Bonfire"	Childish Gambino
2:58	" Fang of Critias"	Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters	yugiohtas & Kirbopher
	"DURO MONSTA CARDO!"	Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series ("Throw Haga From The Train")
3:18	"GONG"	3rd Super Robot Wars Alpha: To the End of the Galaxy	Kirbopher
3:29	"Beware the Forest's Mushrooms"	Super Mario RPG	ShadyVox & Kirbopher
3:40	"Butter-Fly"	Digimon Adventure	CaseyTheVA & Kirbopher
	"Space Jam"	Quad City DJs
3:49	"Makka na Chikai"	Busou Renkin	Kirbopher & MattShipmanVO
4:10	"Air Man ga Taosenai"	Sera (Team.Nekokan)	SerenaMidori & Kirbopher
	"All Star"	Smash Mouth
4:19	"Wood Man Stage" (played on kazoo)	Mega Man 2
4:31	"Yuuki Vs. Iji"	Musical: The Prince of Tennis	Kirbopher
4:41	"Uninstall"	Bokurano	EileMonty
5:02	"Tori no Uta"	Air	corinawaslike
	"Family Guy Main Title"	Family Guy
5:25	"Dear You"	Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai	Kirbopher
	"We Are Number One"	LazyTown
5:48	"Marisa Stole the Precious Thing"	IOSYS	Kirbopher & MacTheActor
6:09	"Unknown from M.E. (OST Version) - Sonic Adventure"	Triple-Q
6:32	"Omoide wa Okkusenman!"	Aoi Kiba	rinachan & Kirbopher
	"Snow halation"	μ's
7:33	"God knows..."	The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya	SerenaMidori & Kirbopher
	"The Noble Haltmann"	Kirby Planet Robobot
7:53	"AMUNO!"	AMUNO
7:56	"Snow halation"	μ's	rinachan & Kirbopher
8:08	"Motteke! Sailor Fuku"	Lucky Star
8:18	"Gacha Gacha Hertz - Figu@radio"	Figu@Carnival	CaseyTheVA & Kirbopher
	The Nutshack theme
8:33	"Genesis of Aquarion"	Genesis of Aquarion	SerenaMidori & CZBacklash
	"Rappin' for Jesus"	Brian Spinney
8:54	Joel's reaction to 7 GRAND DAD	Vinesauce Joel
8:55	"Futari no Mojipittan"	Kotoba no Puzzle: Mojipittan	Kirbopher
	"Meet the Flintstones"	Hoyt Curtin
9:05	"Flat and Smooth"	NYO (Silver Forest)
9:15	"Overworld Theme"	Super Mario World	Kirbopher, CaseyTheVA, SerenaMidori, EileMonty, corinawaslike & Shadyvox
9:23	"true my heart"	Nursery Rhyme	Kirbopher & VAAMusicalMike
9:31	"OH YEAH MR KRABS"
9:32	"Gangnam Style"	PSY
9:37	"kiss my lips"	ave;new feat. Saori Sakura	Kirbopher & VAAMusicalMike
	"Smooth"	Santana ft. Rob Thomas
9:45	"Rodeo Machine"	HALFBY	Kirbopher
9:50	"Megalovania" (played on kazoo)	Toby Fox
9:56	"Overture"	Dragon Quest	VAAMusicalMike
	"Never Gonna Give You Up"	Rick Astley
10:06	"Main Theme"	Final Fantasy
10:16	"Gacha Gacha Cute - Figu@mate"	Figu@mate	Kirbopher, CaseyTheVA, SerenaMidori, EileMonty, corinawaslike, Shadyvox & VAAMusicalMike
	"Meet the Flintstones"	Hoyt Curtin
10:39	"Aitsu Koso ga Tennis no Oujisama"	Musical: The Prince of Tennis
10:42	"Let's Go! Onmyouji"	Shin Gouketsuji Ichizoku: Bonnou Kaihou
10:45	"Nico Nico Douga 2 - Kirbomix~"	Kirbopher	CZBacklash
10:50	"Sakura Sakura"	Folk song
	"If you are not out of my driveway in 30 minutes..."	BoJack Horseman ("Escape From L.A.")
11:00	"SHUT UP!"	Avi Melman's Voice-Over Podcast (Episode 2)

Lyrics

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nemurenai yoru kono mi wo sainamu bonnou shousoukan taerarenai nara ANDAAGURAUNDO no SAABISU wo yobu no donna toki mo banzen ni kotaerareru sono na wa EEJENTO koi to yokubou moteasobu sagishi anata ni yudaneru himitsu no uchiwake jounetsu keraku no kaihou machinozomu sou yo midareru yorokobi wo [Turn back while you still can] What the fuck is wrong with all of you? You all are insane in the membrane! I don't get how this entire channel uploads every day! Whether it's "Meet the Flintstones", Or else loud high-pitch tones, Simpsons or Family Guy, Or maybe Gangnam Style! I guess I'll stay a while! [This is it! This is it! This is the last time! This is the last fucking time I'll ever do this, I swear to god!] HERE WE- HERE WE- HERE WE GO! So we're finally here, performing for you! If you know the spurts you can join in too! Put your hands together if you wanna clap! His coconut gun can fire in spurts! HUH! C.G. COCONUT GUN! He's the leader of the bunch, you know his coconut gun is finally back, To fire in spurts! His coconut gun... ...will make you shoot yourself! HUH! When I wake up I'm grabbing my phone! I wanna catch 'em all in Pokemon Go! Oh all day long, oh all day long... If you don't like it, suck my schlong! FOUR HOURS! I play Pokemon Go Everyday! I play Pokemon Go Everyday! I play Pokemon Go Everyday! I play Pokemon Go Everyday! I'm so sorry Misha... FUCK BEES! Didn't mean to offend ya... I'm sure someday when you grow up... ...you'll write a song! Doors swang on rippers who got bad behavior, My 415's woke up the neighbors! Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theattAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I'm jocking on, [I'm jocking on,] And if we get the fightin' then I'm cocking on, [I'm cocking on] You catch me at your local party? Yes, I crank it everyday. Haters getting mad, 'cause I got me some FLEENTSTONEZ!? Soulja boy off in this [Hoe!] Watch me crank it, watch me [Roll!] Watch me crank that soulja boy, then Superman that [Hoe!] Now watch me! [You!] Now watch me! [You!] Now watch me! [You!] Now watch me! [You!] It's a bonfire, so turn the lights out! I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk 'bout! It's a bonfire, so turn the lights out! I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk 'bout! It's a bonfire, OHHHHHH GOD!! "Go, Berserker Soul!!" "What're you gonna do with THAT!?" "First I must throw out my entire hand!" "Now I shall continue to create the dankest of memes!" "Yugi's been planning this all along!" "ドロー!! モンスターカード!!" [Draw!! Monster card!!] "ああああああああああああああ~!!" [AAAAAH~!!] "ドロー!! モンスターカード!!" [Draw!! Monster card!!] [Hey, I'm singing a fucking song here!] "放せ!!" [Let go!!] Once I wrote some lyrics to a song... One of them happened to be called "Gong"! I was young and stupid, forgive me... For the not-so-funny memes! Exiting the Forest is very simple, follow the patterns on and on again~ [Me & Shadyvox made a music video out of this cuz we're not original] Or you'll never find what you call... C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM! C'MON AND SLAM! IF YOU WANNA JAM! STRAWBERRY JAM! BLUEBERRY JAM! HEY, YOU, WHA'CHA GON' DO? PARTY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE LET'S GO! Everybody get up 'cuz it's time to slam now! If you forgot it's 'cuz we have got a real jam going now! So lemme properly welcome you all to the Space Jam! Take your chance, do your dance, it's Space Jam! ALL RIGHT! Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, ...and I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed! But she was looking kind of dumb... ...with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead! But well the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'... ...so I'm fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'! Because it didn't make sense not to live for fun, And not to mention my brain got smart but my head got dumb! Hey now, you're an all-star, so, Get your game on, go play! Hey now, you're a rock-star! Get the show on, get paid! Uninstall, Uninstall... Get Sony Vegas off of your computer! You are a turd... For doing so many mash-ups that don't make any sense! Uninstall, Uninstall... Windows Movie Maker so you can't export another vid. For the sake of my sanity, uninstall! It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies... And sex on T.V! But where are those, ...good old-fashioned values on which we... ...used to rely on! Lucky there's a Family Guy who makes us laugh and cry! Yes, he's a Family Guy! And he's really not a rip-off... ...of Simpsons! Here's a little lesson in trickery, this is going down in history! If you wanna be a Villain Number One, You have to chase a superhero on the run! Just follow my moves, and sneak around! Be careful not to make a single sound! [Kazoo of the melody] We are Number One! HEY! I hate, oh I fucking hate! Why the fuck... why the fuck can't I be alive without you!? 'Cuz I need music to listen to! OH WHY WHY WHY is this the best thing in existence!? Here I come, rougher than Knuckles, The best of Knuckles, tougher than Knuckles! You can call me Knuckles! Unlike Knuckles I don't chuckle... I'd rather flex my Knuckles! I'm hard as Knuckles, it ain't hard to chuckle, I break 'em down whether they're Knuckles or Knuckles! Unlike Knuckles, I'm independent since my first chuckle! First Knuckles, feel the Knuckles, than the Knuckle chuckle! "OH NO!" "I CAN'T!" (Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi) 不思議だね　いまの気持ち (Sora kara futte kita mitai) 空から降ってきたみたい (Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga tokimeki o miseru yo) [GRAND DAD, GRAND DAD 7!] 特別な季節の色が　ときめきを見せるよ [GRAND DAD, GRAND DAD 7!] (Hajimete deatta toki kara) 初めて出会った時から (Yokan ni sawagu kokoro no Melody) [GRAND DAD, GRAND DAD...] 予\感に騒ぐ心のMelody [GRAND DAD, GRAND DAD...] (Tomerarenai tomaranai na-ze) でもとめられないとまらない　な・ぜ (nanika ni owareru you ni mainichi ikiteru) 何かに追われるように　毎日生きてる (Kimi ga kureta yuuki wa) 君がくれた勇気は SNOW HALATION! SNOW HALATION! (Sugisarishi kisetsu wa) 過ぎ去りし季節は TRUE EMOTION! You think I give a fuck!? You bet I did a... 100%!! 100%!! And by the way I love this song 'cuz it's so... (doramatikku) ドラマティック 'YOU FUCKER!! Noble Haltmann, we all adore him! Noble Haltmann, we all adore him! Kingly lord of time and space! [YOU FUCKER!!] Every day we wish him glory, every day we wish him glory, Gazing on his noble face! AMUNOOOO...halation 微熱の中　ためらってもダメだね 飛び込む勇気に賛成 まもなくStart!! ...doing the words right to the song that's it's originally fuckin' based on! That's what you think, but I've not yet run outta memes! Phil’s from the soul, Jack’s from the P.I. Horatio or Horat, so big-eyed! Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies! It's the Nutshack! Baby it's the Nutshack! Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth, I wanna teach kids the Christian truth! If you wanna reach those kids on the street, Then you gotta do a rap, do a hip-hop beat! So I gave my summon an urban kick! My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick! My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger and... That's cause Jesus Christ is my... GRAND DAD Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're a modern Stone Age family! From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right outta history. Let's ride with the family down the street, Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet! When you're with the Flintstones Have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time... Everybody loves, the Highest Quality Rips! Thank you SilvaGunner... SO LET'S HAVE A GAY OL' TIME! [Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs!] AAAYYY SEXY LADY OP, OP, OP, OP. OPPAM GANGNAM STYLE And it's just like the ocean under the moon. It's the same emotion that I get from you! You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah. Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it! OP, OP, OP, OP. OPPAM GANGNAM STYLE [Kazoo melody of Megalovania] Never Gonna Give You Up! Never Gonna Let You Down! Never Gonna Run Around and I shall never ever desert you! Never Gonna Tell A Lie, Never Gonna Say Goodbye! Never Gonna Make you Cry and I shall never hurt you! Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones. They're the modern Stone Age family. From the town of Bedrock, They're a page right out of history. Someday maybe Fred will win the fight, Then that cat will stay out for the night! [Meow!] When you're with the Flintstones, Have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time... We'll have a gay old time! YOU ARE THE SILVAGUNNER!! [AND NO I'M REALLY NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN!] [And they start ASS FUCKING you!] [Credits song plays] If you are not out of my drive way in thirty minutes, I will call the police. And if you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you! Shut up! Oh, Dagg! Yeah? We forgot one thing. Oh that's right. APRIL FOOLS! [Gnaffs] We tried to make up for the whole end of the thing by going "April Fools!". There was no truth whatsoever to any of the things we said 'Cause it was August.

Gallery

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Contributors

• Kirbopher (writing, mixing, photoshop, performance)
• TheLivingTombstone (sound mastering)
• Balco_Zero (final video edit)
• Shadyvox
• rinachan
• CZBlacklash
• CaseyTheVa
• corinawaslike
• yugiohtas
• MattShipmanVO
• SerenaMidori
• EileMonty
• MacTheActor
• VAAMusicalMike

Trivia

• The description for this rip reads "I'm never reading this goddamn channel description ever again." in reference to Kirbopher's last line in "Nico Nico Douga - Kirbomix~".
• This rip was included in the Nico Nico Demo Playlist to show what kind of rips would be uploaded if Nico Nico won the King for Another Day Tournament.