1960
September 30
The Flintstones airs on television
1986
The Bowflex 2000X, the first product in the Bowflex line, is distributed to the public.
1991
The first Mr. Rental store opens in Australia.
1992
7 GRAND DAD, a bootleg of The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino and Hoppy, is released.
1995
November 17
"mm2wood.mid" is created, planting the seeds that would later manifest as the Wood Man glitch.
1999
June 29
"Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty is released. It would later win three Grammy awards.
November 22
Donkey Kong 64 is released in North America.
2004
The first episode of LazyTown airs on television.
2006
SilvaGunner, a YouTube channel dedicated to uploading video game music, is created. TimmyTurnersDad, a similar channel, is also created.
2007
January 25
THE iDOLM@STER is released for the Xbox 360.
May 2
Soulja Boy releases his hit single "Crank That (Soulja Boy)".
April 25
The first episode of The Nutshack airs on Myx TV.
May 13
Chad Warden uploads "Why the PS3 is better than the Wii and 360, part 1."
2008
A pornographic video recording involving an African-American man screaming very loudly is uploaded to the Internet.
201X
A young boy from Onett rises from the dead.
2011
February 7
TimmyTurnersDad is terminated.
October
GilvaSunner, a tribute channel to the original SilvaGunner, is created.
December 22
"Snow halation" by μ's is released.
2013
8-Bit Beast releases his hit single "Haunted House" (aka "Castle Boss.")
2014
June 1
The "Melody of the Heart" episode of Love Live! is aired.
September 4
Vinesauce streamer Joel streams 7 Grand Dad.
October 3
The LazyTown episode "Robbie's Dream Team" is aired.
2016
January 1
"new pokemon battle music LEAKED", by dreammaker222, is uploaded to SoundCloud.
January 9
A small meteor crashes near Tokyo Station Marunouchi. This meteor is named GiIvaSunner, and the GiIvaSunner YouTube channel, dedicated to high quality rips of video game music, is created.
January 18
SoundCloud user crimpsonfang9 has a request. It's "five nights of snop dog"
March 30
The first compilation album, GilvaSunner's Highest Quality Video Game Rips: Volume 1, is released.
April 1
GilvaSunner's Highest Quality Video Game Rips: Volume 2 is released.
April 6
Angry Joe hijacks a flight that GiIvaSunner is on, puts out his eye, and puts him into a coma. The channel is terminated with no survivors.
April 12
GiIvaSunner awakens from his coma and renames himself SiIvaGunner.
The Metal Gear-themed album, The Phantom Rips: SiIVa has come to is released.
April 19
Maki Nishikino's birthday. The trend of releasing μ's-themed birthday rips for each idol on begins.
April 20
7 Gram Dab, the cannbis-themed album, is released.
May 7
The album KORIBALL is released.
May 8
7 GRAND MOTHER, the MOTHER/EarthBound-themed album, is released.
May 17
Chad Warden notices some discourse within the SiIvaGunner fanbase and tries to quell the flames. He fails.
May 23
765 GRAND DAD, the Namco-themed album, is released.
May 28
JustinRPG is deployed to SiIvaGunner by an unknown person to further increase the community discourse.
May 30
The third compilation album, GilvaSunner's Highest Quality Video Game Rips: Volume 3 & Knigra, is released. SiIvaGunner uploads "Good Night - Undertale" and proceeds to take a brief, week-long nap.
June 7
SiIvaGunner wakes up and resumes uploading rips, including "Hyrule Field - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time."
June 9
Nozomi Tojo's birthday; many Nozomi-themed rips are released on this day to celebrate.
June 17
The community discourse reaches critical overload. SiIvaGunner is rebooted, beginning the SilvaGunner: Rebooted arc. The running gags of the channel are replaced with their parallel universe counterparts.
June 20
Father's Day. The first ARG begins.
Upon its conclusion, it is revealed that The Voice Inside Your Head, a multidimensional being, orchestrated the reboot.
June 21
SiIvaGunner, in his rebooted state, purchases a copy of Mighty No. 9 in order to produce quality rips of its soundtrack.
Due to the bugginess of the game, the Wood Man glitch gains sentience and Wood Man is born.
June 24
Grand Dad 64, an album of Super Mario 64 rips, is silently released to the public.
June 25
7 Somari Dad, an album of Sonic the Hedgehog rips, is released to the public.
July 8
The second ARG commences.
The Voice Inside Your Head ends the channel reboot.
July 9
The second ARG ends.
The Voice Inside Your Head reveals that he sent JustinRPG to devastate the original universe.
Chad Warden sacrifices himself to kill the Voice and save "Snow halation", ending the reboot for good. The album GilvaSunner's Highest Quality Video Game Rips: Volume FOUR HOURS! is released.
July 11
SiIvaGunner uploads "Main Theme - Five Nights at Freddy's", fulfilling crimpsonfang9's request.
SiIvaGunner dedicates many of his rips on this day to Satoru Iwata.
July 15
Gangnam Style's birthday. SiIvaGunner makes rips dedicated to it.
July 16
"POKEMON GO SONG!!! by MISHA (FOR KIDS) [ORIGINAL] is released.
July 22
Many Sonic rips are uploaded to celebrate Sonic the Hedgehog's 25th anniversary.
Nico Yazawa-themed rips are uploaded to celebrate her birthday.
July 28
Soulja Boy-themed rips are uploaded to celebrate his birthday.
July 29
GilvaSunner's Highest Quality Video Game Rips Volume 5 is released.
July 31
SiIvaGunner ends.
July 31 [2 hours later]
SiIvaGunner resumes.
August 3
Honoka Kousaka's birthday. Many Honoka-themed rips are uploaded to celebrate.
August 22
Heaven Grand Dad, a Rhythm Heaven-themed album, is released.
August 23
Kirby Rip Attack, a Kirby-themed album, is released.
September 2
Green de la Bean makes his first appearance on the channel.
il settimo grande padre, an album of the high quality rips of Yoko Shimomura music, is released.
September 7
Brazil's Independence Day. Many Brazil-themed rips are uploaded today.
September 9
Green de la Bean is killed.
Many Ice-themed rips are uploaded in honor of Cirno from Touhou Project.
September 10
SiIvaGunner mourns Green de la Bean's death.
September 11
The Jetsons finally debut on SiIvaGunner. Many patriotic, tower-themed and Jetsons-themed rips are uploaded. The Jetsons crash into a tower, and are never seen on the channel again
All rips uploaded on this date mysteriously vanish, and no more rips are uploaded for the rest of the day.
The YouTube channel Flustered Fernando is created, and it reuploads the missing rips.
September 12
SiIvaGunner resumes uploading rips, having absolutely no memory of the previous day or the rips he uploaded on it.
Kotori Minami's birthday. Bird-themed rips are uploaded in celebration.
September 13
Anniversary of the release of Super Mario Bros. Many Mario-themed rips are released today.
September 15
A large number of MOTHER/EarthBound-themed rips are uploaded, lasting almost the entire day. Over 30 Undertale-themed rips are dumped onto the channel in the last hour, celebrating its one year anniversary.
September 16
SiIvaGunner attempts to upload a high quality rip of "Vampire Killer" from Castlevania, but Wood Man corrupts it into "Haunted House" (aka "Castle Boss") by 8-Bit Beast.
Septemb-ARR the nineteenth
International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the most swashbucklin' time o' the year!
Pirate-themed shanties were sung farrrr and wide!
September 24
Ooooooooo I Smoke The Weed, I'm Bob Dylan, a Bob Dylan-themed album, is released.
September 25
Gurando no Mori, an album of rips from the movie Animal Crossing, is released.
beatmania IIDX 7 GRAND, an album of rips from the BEMANI games, is released.
September 26
Crypt of the Necrokazoo, an album of kazoo rips from Crypt of the Necrodancer, is released.
September 27
In honour of Joseph Joestar's birthday, the album 『7 STAND DAD』 is released.
Upon further inspection, it is revealed to actually be an epic jojoke called JOEJOE'S BIZZAERE JOJOKE.
September 28
SiIvaGunner is on his last legs. Thus, his swan song featuring the highest quality rips to date takes place.
Quality Sampler, an album of rips from LSD: Dream Emulator, is released.
Stagg Street Arrangements is released, an album comprising of arrangements that cover the album Stagg Street Recordings by the band Kara's Flowers.
CD Grand Beta is released, comprising Genesis arrangements of songs from the game Sonic CD.
The Phantom Rips: Subsistence is released, adding new tracks and remastering some of the old ones.
The Five Nights at Freddy's Original Soundtrack is released, consisting of tracks from the game Five Nights at Freddy's.
PC Master Rips, an album of PC-themed remixes, is released as an early access album.
September 30
SiIvaGunner uploads "the nutshack theme but the first nutshack is replaced with me ending the channel." Regular rips come to a close, and the SiIvaGunner channel formally ends.
October 19
Wood Man uploads "Wood Man - Mega Man 2" without SiIvaGunner's knowledge.
October 29
SiIvaGunner uploads "Title Theme & Ending - 7 GRAND DAD."
Having produced the highest quality rip of his career, he finally goes to sleep.
November 4-7
Wood Man uploads Halloween-themed rips to SiIvaGunner's channel.
November 15
Wood Man releases The SilvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special: Volume 8-Bit Beast, an album of his Halloween rips.
November 30
Wood Man announces that he has been "ordered by Dr. Wily to fight Mega Man" and abandons SiIvaGunner's Twitter and YouTube accounts.
December 14
The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis arc begins.
The Voice Inside Your Head returns, uses SiIvaGunner's computer to release Figments into reality, and takes over Grandiose City and SiIvaGunner's YouTube channel, vowing to destroy all anime.
December 15
The Voice Inside Your Head broadcasts a recruitment video ordering his subjects to submit high-quality rips.
December 25
Santa Claus' workshop at the North Pole is annihilated by a huge explosion.
2017
January 9
The anniversary of the original GiIvaSunner channel...
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